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Relatives Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Shnek
Languages Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish
Affiliations Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, Protectors of the People (Unofficial)
Aliases Red Fury, Survivor of a Thousand Deaths
Marital Status Single and Ready to Mingle
Place of Birth In a Hole
Date of Death On the Inside: Date of Birth, Outside: Never
Place of Death Sneeze Can Never Die!
Species Kobold
Gender Male
Height 2ft, 3 Inches
Weight 42 Pounds
Eye Color Black

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Sneeze is 4 years old, a little under half of a Kobold's average lifespan. Kobolds can live up to 120 years old, gaining the title of Great Wyrm, but few ever live past 10 years, 8 if you are lucky. But even Sneeze was suprised he lived past five minutes while being Shnek's brother...

Sneeze was born along with many of his siblings in a large nest of eggs in a small warren to the south in Isonhound. Sneeze had seven siblings, Shneck, Meep, Butter, Waffles, Wit, Akk, and Chalupa. When he and his siblings reached adulthood at 10 months they set out to make their names in Quelmar. Out of his siblings Sneeze was by far the dumbest, and so he became a good test subject for his wizard of a brother. One time Shnek tested an invisibility potion on Sneeze. Sneeze finally became visible again after two years. Another time Shnek tested a potion on a lizard, which turned it into a giant monster that ate Sneeze while the others ran away. Luckily Sneeze survived the monster's digestion system and was shit out a day later where he regrouped with the party. One time Sneeze fell off a cliff, but Shnek was unable to help his Kobold sibling because Squish had gotten stuck upside down.

Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the Feywild and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With the Feywild's weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material plane, he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.

Sneeze had somehow transported himself across the realm all the way to Amusa. For the first time in his life Sneeze cried with relief. Sneeze began to travel across the continent and began to get himself into all sorts of shenanigans as a one kobold force. But yet things would go as poorly as usual. Sneeze was a magnet for danger and tragedy. In fact the first down he visited burned down 7 minutes after he arrived. Sneeze has had to fight Gnolls, Demons, rats, ladybugs, and he has survived.


His history of escaping danger hardened Sneeze to the elements and he was able to call upon the primal desire for survival to make his way through most dangers now. He picked up a trio of new weapons he would wield in combat. It was weird how someone would leave these perfectly good rusty old and worn weapons out in the open, under the dirt, held by skeletal hands, outside a church. This trio includes a battleaxe named Snick, a warhammer named snack, and a sword named snook.

Sneeze now journeies to join the Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company because of course, who would be better then surviving the world horrors then him?


Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish

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Eveything Sneeze has Survived 

  • Force-fed Acid
  • Gnoll Raiders
  • Demon Gargoyles
  • Hungry Halfling Cannibals
  • Lizard Digestive Tracks
  • Family Reunions
  • Very Small Knives
  • Shnek
  • Almost Permanent Invisibility Potion
  • Falling Off a Cliff
  • Falling Off a Taller Cliff
  • Getting Turned Into a Newt (He Got Better)
  • Childhood
  • Stone Golem
  • Fire Giant
  • Dropping the Soap
  • Tetanus
  • Rats
  • Depression
  • Lots of Hot Fire
  • Drowning
  • Drowning in Milk
  • Capitalism
  • Therapy
  • Poisoned Brunch
  • Sat on by Dragon
  • Pecked by Giant Owl
  • Angry Air Elemental
  • Curb stomped by a Cat
  • Literacy
  • Tall Shelves
  • Devil Contractors

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