Squat is the name of small town in the Oppidan domain, located approximately 2 days journey north of Dwalevale and 2 days journey south of Jewelspar.
About[edit | edit source]
Not immediately near a river or body of water, Squat functions more as a resting point for the many travelers going between the north and south shores of the Oppidan peninsula.
The one tavern in Squat is known as the Bright Tankard.
Notable Events[edit | edit source]
In the 740s PR, the town's well, which is the only source of immediate clean water, was accidentally crushed by a visiting orc who snuck into the town overnight for a drink. The orc, known as Grog Grog, notably put forward a quest with local guild Sick of this Shit Incorporated to have the well repaired. Though the well was eventually fixed, the guild members spent a lot of time getting themselves and the local town guard very drunk, which led to one massive town-wide bar fight.