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| '''And Mathilda finally gets to drive her tank''' | | '''And Mathilda finally gets to drive her tank''' |
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| '''SESSION 7: Nix does nothing but sabotage the mission,'''
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| '''Markus gets shot (again) and then fails to do anything particularly important,'''
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| '''Bob has a gamer moment and commits a mass shooting,'''
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| '''Sapphire is still dead,'''
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| '''Doug saves his comrade 0.937 seconds after joining the squad,'''
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| '''Carl continues to end so many lives the line at the gates to hell is several miles long,'''
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| '''Karl does his best Rambo impression,'''
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| '''And Mathilda gets her private pilot license (she didn’t leave the tank)'''
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| '''SESSION 8: Nix burns yet another human alive'''
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| '''Marcus miraculously doesn’t get shot, and kills people with grenades'''
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| '''Bob develops a crippling addiction to heavy machine guns'''
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| '''Sapphire began the decomposition process'''
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| '''Doug administered some wonder drug to his squad'''
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| '''Carl continues to blow apart limbs relatively close to their bendable joints'''
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| '''Karl finally freaked out hard enough to lay down hate at a level which surprises God'''
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| '''Mathilde managed to keep her APC operational and kill some more cultists (edited)'''
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| '''SESSION 9 (Not a One Shot Session 1): Nix gets demoted due to crippling mental damage,'''
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| '''Marcus makes a solid attempt at starting a nuclear criticality accident with hand grenades,'''
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| '''Bob, being the commtech, is of course the first one to die,'''
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| '''Doug becomes the resident galactic drug dealer,'''
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| '''Carl does something, probably,'''
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| '''Karl fills an innocent civilian with so much lead that the holes start to markedly reduce the person's weight,'''
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| '''and Matilda exploits workers with PTSD to further her OnlyFans profits'''
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| '''SESSION 10 (Not a One Shot Session 2): Nix gets head from a xenomorph (not in the way she wanted),'''
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| '''Markus proves himself a brilliant strategist by declaring a great plan and leaving to do it alone,'''
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| '''Bob is miraculously rescued, just to break again 13 seconds later,'''
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| '''Doug dashes past multiple xenomorphs to rescue Bob, only to fall over when one gently taps his ankle,'''
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| '''Carl "bravely" cowers in an elevator watching everyone get their shit kicked in, manages to not die,'''
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| '''and Mathilda gets her insides rearranged (again, not in the way she wanted)'''
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| '''SESSION 11 (Not a One Shot Session 3):It was all a horrible dream'''
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| '''SESSION 12: Nix manages to hit some poor woman directly in the eye with a flamethrower,'''
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| '''Markus commits a mild genocide with a bundle of grenades,'''
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| '''Bob goes goblin mode with a heavy machine gun, and slaughters cultists like he's mowing a lawn,'''
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| '''Sapphire is more dead than Markus' wife (who was killed in a terror bombing and is probably individual atoms),'''
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| '''Doug mostly chills out and hands out stress reducing drugs (they're definitely legal),'''
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| '''Carl manages to snipe a man clear through a forcefield,'''
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| '''and Mathilda buys onlyfans, and immediately causes its collapse Elon-style'''
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| ==House Rules== | | ==House Rules== |