Editing Great Fissure Nursery Rhymes

This is a collection of nursery rhymes related to the Quelmar Great Fissure fairy tale and its [[Tools of the Primordial Ancients|four primordial artifacts]]: the crown of the Amusan empyrosis, the staff of the Osugborn marsh, the orb of the Pterish gales, and the wand of the Feytouched spout. These poems were compiled by [[Ancients Alive/NPCs|Detective Agotcha]] under the direction of [[Dutharr]] from [[Galik|Galik's]] Lyreguard. Any information that might be gleaned from these is dubious at best, and these rhymes constitute only a small part of Agotcha's wider investigation into the crown and other artifacts. Agotcha's notes are included in italics.

== Hush, Little Baby ==
Hush, little Baby, don't make a sound,

Mama's gonna warm you with a fancy crown.

And if its flames cause a nasty squall,

Mama's gonna calm it with a big bright ball.

And if that ball doesn't make you laugh

Mama's gonna bury it with her strong staff. ---- ''Can the staff destroy the orb? Other sources indicate the crown   can destroy the staff.''

And if earthquakes upset the pond

Mama's gonna stop it with a splashy wand.

And if after that you're still gonna cry,

Mama has the power to make everyone die.

''That took a sudden turn. It seems that the final verse has several variants, depending on who sings it. One variant is:''

And once my powers are unfurled,

Baby can watch Mama raze the whole wide world. ---- ''"raze" is sometimes replaced with "save"''

== Four Little Relics ==
No little relics under the sun,

Ro burned things up and then there was one. ''---- "Ro" must be short for "empyrosis", the crown''

One little relic following Kossuth

One split the crag and then there were two. ---- ''the [[The Howling Crag|Howling Crag]]??''

Two little relics travel cross the sea,

Isonhound flooded and then there were three.

Three little relics back from days of yore,                              

A cruel betrayal and then there were four;                              

Four little relics reunited at last

All days of joy will be days long past. ---- ''Once again, ominous endings. Who tells kids                                                                                                        such dark rhymes, anyway?''

== Boom, Boom, Crack ==
Boom, boom, crack! Better watch your tracks!

The land is splitting and it won't go back!

Crack, crack, rip! Pteris takes a trip!

It goes towards summer and is dry as a whip! ---- ''What does "dry as a whip" even mean??''

Rip, rip, roar! Amusa moves more! 

Its autumn placement means that - 

''You know what? Forget transcribing meaningless nursery rhymes for Duthar and his ungrateful adventurers. You know what Duthar told me? That a sorcerer on his team questioned my investigative authority, saying "Detective Agocha" was awfully "punny." You know what's punny? A Dragonborn named [[Medrash|Med<u>rash</u>]] who's irritating and burns everywhere. Screw this, the myths are more useful anyways.''

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	~~{{Worldbuilders}}~~ This is a collection of nursery rhymes related to the Quelmar Great Fissure fairy tale and its [[Tools of the Primordial Ancients\|four primordial artifacts]]: the crown of the Amusan empyrosis, the staff of the Osugborn marsh, the orb of the Pterish gales, and the wand of the Feytouched spout. These poems were compiled by [[Ancients Alive/NPCs\|Detective Agotcha]] under the direction of [[Dutharr]] from [[Galik\|Galik's]] Lyreguard. Any information that might be gleaned from these is dubious at best, and these rhymes constitute only a small part of Agotcha's wider investigation into the crown and other artifacts. Agotcha's notes are included in italics.		This is a collection of nursery rhymes related to the Quelmar Great Fissure fairy tale and its [[Tools of the Primordial Ancients\|four primordial artifacts]]: the crown of the Amusan empyrosis, the staff of the Osugborn marsh, the orb of the Pterish gales, and the wand of the Feytouched spout. These poems were compiled by [[Ancients Alive/NPCs\|Detective Agotcha]] under the direction of [[Dutharr]] from [[Galik\|Galik's]] Lyreguard. Any information that might be gleaned from these is dubious at best, and these rhymes constitute only a small part of Agotcha's wider investigation into the crown and other artifacts. Agotcha's notes are included in italics.

	== Hush, Little Baby ==		== Hush, Little Baby ==