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The '''MapGabbers''' are a guild of traveling bards trapped in [[The BackHalls]] whose rank and file are constantly being cycled through as members die off and new members join up. | The '''MapGabbers''' are a guild of traveling bards trapped in [[The BackHalls]] whose rank and file are constantly being cycled through as members die off and new members join up. | ||
At some point they were lead by a bard named '''Tanya'''. | |||
At some point they were lead by a bard named '''Tanya'''. | |||
== The MapGabbers Song == | == The MapGabbers Song == | ||
A snippet of their perpetually growing and infinitely long log of their travels can be found below: <blockquote>''In 299 we arrived in a room,'' | A snippet of their perpetually growing and infinitely long log of their travels can be found below: <blockquote>''In 299 we arrived in a room,'' | ||
''Encounted | ''Encounted the Allip and thought we were doomed.'' | ||
''But he ate up some | ''But he ate up some Orcs that were served on the side'' | ||
''And gave us the chance to go run and go hide.'' | ''And gave us the chance to go run and go hide.'' | ||
''In 322 we fought | ''In 322 we fought demons from hell'' | ||
''Abyssal dark shadows with secrets to tell'' | ''Abyssal dark shadows with secrets to tell'' | ||
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''And how to find secret rooms, just what to do.'' | ''And how to find secret rooms, just what to do.'' | ||
''In 342 we fought | ''In 342 we fought orcs once again'' | ||
''They told us the secrets of staying in Ten.'' | ''They told us the secrets of staying in Ten.'' | ||
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''Then one chamber later you folks said Hello.'' | ''Then one chamber later you folks said Hello.'' | ||
''With | ''With our minds now afire we fled through the halls'' | ||
''And discovered a man who was trapped in the walls.'' | ''And discovered a man who was trapped in the walls.'' | ||
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''Kept running and running to Room 406'' | ''Kept running and running to Room 406'' | ||
''When | ''When the Allip appeared with his devious tricks'' | ||
''So we split up the group, 10 stayed there, 2 went back'' | ''So we split up the group, 10 stayed there, 2 went back'' | ||
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''When we stumbled upon room Four Hundred and Twenty.'' | ''When we stumbled upon room Four Hundred and Twenty.'' | ||
''We bought up a map and we met | ''We bought up a map and we met the Ape-Man'' | ||
''Who cured | ''Who cured Tanya in trade for a pot and a pan.'' | ||
''But he skipped the part where we could get cursed again.'' | ''But he skipped the part where we could get cursed again.'' | ||
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''Four-Seventy-Nine was the room where we’ll tell'' | ''Four-Seventy-Nine was the room where we’ll tell'' | ||
''We fought off 6 | ''We fought off 6 wolfmen and every one fell.'' | ||
''Four Nintety was tricky, the floor disappeared'' | ''Four Nintety was tricky, the floor disappeared'' | ||
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''And we climbed on a rope to make it over here.'' | ''And we climbed on a rope to make it over here.'' | ||
''Then encounterd | ''Then encounterd the Crab Man who came from below'' | ||
''the Floor that was missing, I guess was his home?'' | ''the Floor that was missing, I guess was his home?'' | ||
''He chased us until we met friends like the | ''He chased us until we met friends like the dwarves'' | ||
''Who held off the beasty with powerful doors.'' | ''Who held off the beasty with powerful doors.'' | ||
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''Now we have our group leader, our group name, and more'' | ''Now we have our group leader, our group name, and more'' | ||
''And we’re ready to fight with | ''And we’re ready to fight with our curse of eyesore''</blockquote> | ||
