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| |The Family Dispute | | |The Family Dispute |
| |Competition in which absurd unarguable topics are pulled from a hat and the Yeoman-elects must argue. In 465, topics included: | | |Competition in which absurd unarguable topics are pulled from a hat and the Yeoman-elects must argue. |
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| * ''A Dragonborn can marry a Tabaxi, therefore a Dragonborn should also be able to marry a housecat.''
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| * ''Tiamat is right---all creatures should bow before the might of the evil dragon army.''
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| * ''Hobbits are too short, therefore they should be paired up and placed on each other's shoulders.''
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| * ''Endangered creatures should be quickly exterminated to make room for those that are clearly winning at evolution.''
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| * ''If you steal something, it is now in your possession, thus it IS your possession and you own it legally.''
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| * ''Wheat is useless, get rid of it.''
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| * ''Exotic races should be wrangled up and added to our zoos for the enjoyment of humans.''
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| * ''What entering senility, creatures should be killed and have their bodies used by necromancers as cheap labor.''
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| * ''All Aarakora should have their wings clipped, as flight isn't a luxury everyone can have.''
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| * ''Golf isn't a sport.''
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| * ''Bards and other Artists do not contribute anything to society.''
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| * ''The Gods are just very powerful mortals, which means religions are just a big pyramid scheme.''
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| * ''All newborn children should be painted with semi permanent body inks so that we can tell babies apart easily.''
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| |Drinking Contest | | |Drinking Contest |