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{{Worldbuilders}}This is a log of sessions in the [[Sick of this Shit|Sick of this Shit Campaign]].
This is a log of sessions in the [[Sick of this Shit|Sick of this Shit Campaign]].


== Season 1: Welcome to Quelmar! ==
== Season 1: Welcome to Quelmar! ==
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He did give this monologue first:
He did give this monologue first:
<blockquote>"You think you saved the day?   
<blockquote>"You think you saved the day?   </blockquote><blockquote>You think those men were thankful you put them out of their jobs? A few headed north, most of them just wound up fleeing to Lunas, where the rich get richer and the poor suck dirt. I myself have witnessed their wives sell their bodies just so that they could afford a small box in the shanty towns of Lunas. I've seen their children go into the labor business. I never made children work, I'll tell you that. I may have been cheap, but I knew how to keep them alive and healthy. Pelor knows how many have died from starvation now that you've taken away their cheap housing, beer, and food. It's called doing business. Something you will never be any good at, if your shipping company is of any indication. </blockquote><blockquote>Not that you'll ever returning from that delivery anyway. You already lost one of your crew in these caves, I've been told. And apparently you flew an airship here. An airship that is now in my possession. It wasn't hard to take. </blockquote><blockquote>Poor Barty. He never saw it coming. </blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
I've been told there was another crew member too. Motto? Was it? Well it looks like Killus and his men are on Motto's tail, and I've told them that when they find him, to pay him off. We'll see where his loyalty lies then. The men who tricked him into going on a dangerous mission of revenge while on the clock, or the business man who will repay him for his lost time and emotional damages. </blockquote><blockquote><br />
You think those men were thankful you put them out of their jobs? A few headed north, most of them just wound up fleeing to Lunas, where the rich get richer and the poor suck dirt. I myself have witnessed their wives sell their bodies just so that they could afford a small box in the shanty towns of Lunas. I've seen their children go into the labor business. I never made children work, I'll tell you that. I may have been cheap, but I knew how to keep them alive and healthy. Pelor knows how many have died from starvation now that you've taken away their cheap housing, beer, and food. It's called doing business. Something you will never be any good at, if your shipping company is of any indication. 
After all, how many people have you REALLY saved, Sick of this Shit? </blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
When the council of wrath first reported their progress on you, they said you were trying to save a Temple of Pelor from a band of werewolves. Just trying to get into the temple's cursed gate you sacrificed 4 innocent lives. Aren't heroes the ones who are supposed to step up and face the danger? Instead you and your team just throw bodies at the problem until it solves itself. The old man you dragged along into these mines was evidence of that. Maybe in another parallel universe, you can actually save the day. But for over a year now you've been having delusions of heroism when those smart enough around you realize you're the essence of pure evil. Passion and selfishness have never looked as good together as they do on your Sick of this Shit. </blockquote><blockquote><br />
Not that you'll ever returning from that delivery anyway. You already lost one of your crew in these caves, I've been told. And apparently you flew an [[airship]] here. An [[airship]] that is now in my possession. It wasn't hard to take. 
You're no heroes. You're a band of dangerous marauders. I don't care what the people of Sneerwell think of you. I know they've erected statues and made you rich. Twice you've managed to completely escape the tracking of my men. If you creatures have managed to elude the best assassins money can buy TWICE, there isn't a policing district out there that would think you to be anything other than dangerous men. Think of how many times you've already been behind bars. Jailbreaking is not the hero's business. It's the villain's.  </blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
In any case, I've been doing some business of my own. When the electrum mine was shut down, and the electrum piece inflated beyond belief, you wound up doing me a morbid favor. You destroyed my house, you ruined my company, you destroyed the only thing I've ever worked for. But I never needed to work again. Using my own personal stash of electrum pieces, I suddenly found myself worth one hundred and twenty-seven times more in a single month. I've gone from millionaire to billionaire. Unfortunately I've spent more than a few million gold to arrange the council of wrath deal.   Most of them wound up being duds. But Killus here was a real genius. Setting up a false Minetown and waiting for the day you'd return, was a truly spectacular trap. With some of my other riches, I've been building up a special surprise. I do hope you like it. "</blockquote>
Poor Barty. He never saw it coming. 
Players: Brad, Thomas, Matt
 
I've been told there was another crew member too. Motto? Was it? Well it looks like Killus and his men are on Motto's tail, and I've told them that when they find him, to pay him off. We'll see where his loyalty lies then. The men who tricked him into going on a dangerous mission of revenge while on the clock, or the business man who will repay him for his lost time and emotional damages. 
 
<br />After all, how many people have you REALLY saved, Sick of this Shit? 
 
<br />When the council of wrath first reported their progress on you, they said you were trying to save a Temple of Pelor from a band of werewolves. Just trying to get into the temple's cursed gate you sacrificed 4 innocent lives. Aren't heroes the ones who are supposed to step up and face the danger? Instead you and your team just throw bodies at the problem until it solves itself. The old man you dragged along into these mines was evidence of that. Maybe in another parallel universe, you can actually save the day. But for over a year now you've been having delusions of heroism when those smart enough around you realize you're the essence of pure evil. Passion and selfishness have never looked as good together as they do on your Sick of this Shit. <br />
You're no heroes. You're a band of dangerous marauders. I don't care what the people of Sneerwell think of you. I know they've erected statues and made you rich. Twice you've managed to completely escape the tracking of my men. If you creatures have managed to elude the best assassins money can buy TWICE, there isn't a policing district out there that would think you to be anything other than dangerous men. Think of how many times you've already been behind bars. Jailbreaking is not the hero's business. It's the villain's.  <br />
In any case, I've been doing some business of my own. When the electrum mine was shut down, and the electrum piece inflated beyond belief, you wound up doing me a morbid favor. You destroyed my house, you ruined my company, you destroyed the only thing I've ever worked for. But I never needed to work again. Using my own personal stash of electrum pieces, I suddenly found myself worth one hundred and twenty-seven times more in a single month. I've gone from millionaire to billionaire. Unfortunately I've spent more than a few million gold to arrange the council of wrath deal.   Most of them wound up being duds. But Killus here was a real genius. Setting up a false Minetown and waiting for the day you'd return, was a truly spectacular trap. With some of my other riches, I've been building up a special surprise. I do hope you like it. "</blockquote>Players: Brad, Thomas, Matt


=== <strong>Game 38: </strong>The<nowiki> </nowiki>Shadow Man ===
=== <strong>Game 38: </strong>The<nowiki> </nowiki>Shadow Man ===
The players reach Oppidan to repair their sabotaged  
The players reach Oppidan to repair their sabotaged  
[[airship]], only to find that Lunas is having some severe class  
Airship, only to find that Lunas is having some severe class  
segregation. They inadvertently wind up becoming either enemies of the  
segregation. They inadvertently wind up becoming either enemies of the  
state or important allies. Hilarity ensues as everyone takes the name  
state or important allies. Hilarity ensues as everyone takes the name  
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this realm hurt him. No Klecklesses, No Immoths, No Liches, No Chimeras,
this realm hurt him. No Klecklesses, No Immoths, No Liches, No Chimeras,
<nowiki> </nowiki>No Gods, No Archmages, No Dungeons, and No Dragons.The End...?
<nowiki> </nowiki>No Gods, No Archmages, No Dungeons, and No Dragons.The End...?
Players: Brad, Thomas, Matt
Players: Brad, Thomas, Matt<nowiki/>
 
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