A Letter of Unknown Acceptance
"To Whom It May Concern,
Firstly, we would like to congratulate you on your exemplary work at [redacted] University, your academic acumen has garnered you the opportunity to further your career with us at the GreenWood Foundation. We are constantly searching for new researchers and you are hereby invited to join our New Staff Orientation at [redacted] on the date of [redacted] at [redacted] o'clock. By failing to attend, the invitation to join our Foundation will be voided indefinitely, this line of work we are offering you is not for those who second guess themselves."
We hope to see you there,
The GreenWood Foundation
P.S; As an added security measure, this letter will combust upon the last word being read, please watch your hands.
