Alien Colonial Marines is a TTRPG that combines the world of Aliens with the vast future of Quelmar. It began on July 25, 2022.
About
Describe your campaign. Is it about the aftermath or the lead up to a big event? Does it take place in a parallel world or plane?
Player Characters
NPCs
James the Synth
Jabberwock (Jabbers) the Cat
The Story So Far
Markus keeps a heavily detailed log to recount the squads experiences-
SESSION 1: Nix violates human rights,
Markus aided and abetted Nix’s violations of human rights,
Sapphire’s child probably got atomized,
Mathilda was accused of multiple counts of sexual harassment,
And Karen Eckhart was the victim of a “traumatic event.”
SESSION 2: Nix gets concerning expressions on her face regarding alien wildlife
Markus places landmines on the land of people he just negotiated peace with
Bob attempted to commit armed robbery (technically)
Sapphire didn’t exist and yet somehow still gave us stress points
Carl stepped on a landmine (not Markus’)
Karl disarmed a landmine
And Mathilda got unfathomably rich with OnlyFans feet pics
SESSION 3: Nix gets excited and then almost burns her hands off,
Alpharius (Markus) places numerous explosives and then tries to commit armed robbery like Bob,
Bob succeeds where both he and Markus failed in committing armed robbery,
Sapphire criticizes the ethics of Project Life Force, then tries to take blood samples from a captive inmate,
Carl decides to stop sniping and take up a life as a machete murderer,
Karl freaks because of a couple bugs,
And Mathilda hits on the first bad boy she sees
SESSION 4: Nix gets repeated and consistent nerdgasms at literally every piece of new information,
Markus takes the first step towards avenging his wife by playing hot potato with a live grenade,
Bob nearly gets killed by a dead,
Sapphire has a panic attack and tries to save a dude who is about to have his neck exploded,
Carl performs surprise surgery on the first Russian he sees,
Karl creates a piece of modern art on the wall behind a UPP medic,
And Mathilda slutshames a victim of gun violence
SESSION 5: Nix decides to burn a wounded man to death instead of just shooting him like a sane person,
Markus continues to execute every commando he can find,
Bob does a little trolling and makes the autopilot go d o w n
Sapphire tries repeatedly to convince the squad to [REDACTED] a civilian
Carl snipes with the might of god and god alone
Karl magdumps a bunch of dudes 0.01982 seconds after they ate a grenade,
And Mathilda tries to promote her Onlyfans to an unwilling crowd
(And Kent poops his pants so hard that the thrust of the dropship extends to 122%)
SESSION 5.5: The party commits war crimes.
Repeatedly.
This is not a joke.
That is all.
SESSION 6: Nix burns a wounded man to death out of spite (again),
Markus recovers from a broken shoulder in 1.249 seconds,
Bob commits armed robbery,
Sapphire -dies-
Carl sends a man so directly to the afterlife that his reincarnation dies the millisecond after being born,
Karl commits a mass shooting,
And Mathilda finally gets to drive her tank
House Rules
Players get all starting talents for their class, instead of only one.
If players roll high enough on medicine checks, they can remove broken status.
Combat lasts one round only.
