Cecil

Cecil T Puddingtonsworthshire XIX

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Player Name	JohnnyO
Relatives	Cecil T Puddingtonsworthshire I - XVIII
Languages	Common, Gnomish, Halfling
Affiliations	Clockmaker's Guild
Species	Gnome
Gender	Male
Height	3'5"
Weight	42 lbs

Cecil T Puddingtonsworthshire XIX, Esq. is a Gnome specializing in the design, manufacture, operation, and deployment of specialized artifacts of great scientific power [Ed: or so he believes]. Cecil was trained from a young age as a Guild Artisan has designed many spectacular and amazing inventions. For some reason, only Cecil seems to be able to operate them, but that is most likely due to the fact that others simply aren't as brilliant or as clever as he is. [Ed: He's a sorcerer, and somewhat delusional ]

Physical Appearance

Suave, debonair, mysterious. He is the entire package.

Personality

Cecil is the greatest Gnome to ever live. He is smart, funny, good looking, rich, brave, charming, and most of all, humble. Women love him, men fear him. [Ed: He is full of himself]

History

Cecil T Puddingtonsworthshire XIX is descended from a long line of great Cecils (and a few Cecilias). He is the 32nd Cecil to bear the name.

Languages

Cecil speaks Common, Gnomish, and Halfling.

Powers and Abilities

Cecil, as one of the greatest inventors to ever live [Ed: not even close] has designed a wide variety of devices and contraptions to allow him to be one of the greatest tacticians in all the world. His inventions can shoot fire, explode ice, or even put enemies to sleep at the press of a button.

Attacks and Weapons 

Cecil carries the Gizmotic Phase Disrupter 9000, a weapon of his own design that is vastly superior to any other weapon available to Gnomes or the lesser races.

The Adventures of Cecil T Puddingtonsworthshire XIX, Esq.

Chapter 1

Upon hearing of the dastardly deeds of a nearby Goblin Horde that was terrorizing the local countryside, the illustrious Cecil T Puddingtonsworthshire (of House Puddingtonsworthshire) recruited a band of misfits and ne'er-do-wells to confront the menace under his command. Under Cecil’s brave and inspiring leadership, a two pronged assault was launched against the cowardly and slow-witted goblins, who were easily outmatched by the stunning display of leadership and marksmanship of everyone’s favorite Gnome. Under his auspicious guidance, none of the rank and file of Cecil’s platoon suffered any serious injuries, except when they failed to heed the orders of their munificent leader.

This battle action, which will be studied by Gnomish scholars for generations, resulted in the eradication of approximately 55 goblins, with their leader captured and delivered back to headquarters for interrogation.

After the battle, a scouting party, bravely led by the venerable Cecil himself, located the base of operations of these goblins and their orcish compatriots. However, cowardice of the band of misfits prevented a full scale assault, of which the Gnomish leader would most certainly have been successful.

Chapter 2

On 6/18/22, the dwarves of Gammelguard sought out the aid of Gen. Puddingtonsworthshire and begged him to once again ride into battle against the dastardly goblin hordes.  After repeated begging and pleading by the dwarves, Cecil once again recruited and assembled a ragtag bunch of miscreants to serve under his illustrious command.

Cecil led his platoon to the town of Grafton, where he dispatched a forward recon team to survey the town and report back to him.  From his vantage point, Cecil surveyed the town  and due to his superior intellect, immediately identified the location of a secret underground bunker used by the goblins.

Cecil setup a command HQ in a local house, and ordered his troops into battle.  As his troops advanced into the town, the goblins, upon realizing they were facing the great and mighty Cecil, panicked and attacked in a haphazard and poorly organized fashion.  With the aid and leadership of Cecil, the platoon dispatched dozens of goblins, and the battle quickly became a rout of the goblin menace.  

As the battle waned, a squad of Drakkoth, unfamiliar with Cecil’s battlefield tactics, attempted to join the fight and ambush Cecil and his troops while already engaged. Cecil and his platoon would have none of this poor sportsmanship and promptly routed the drakkoth menace while repelling the goblins at the same time.

As the smoke cleared, Cecil once again emerged victorious and his troops remained unscathed as the last of the cowardly Drakkoth fled into the woods rather than face Cecil in single combat.