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{{Worldbuilders}} {{Ultraviolet Clearance}}<blockquote>"Happiness is Mandatory!"</blockquote><blockquote>"Be Prepared! Stay Smart! Trust No One! Know the enemy! Guard against Treason!"</blockquote><blockquote>"The Computer is your friend"</blockquote><blockquote>"Buy often! Spend Freely! For the good of the High Programmers!"</blockquote>[[File:FriendComputerGlasses-ai.png|frameless|356x356px]]
{{Worldbuilders}} {{Ultraviolet Clearance}}<blockquote>"Be Prepared! Stay Smart! Trust No One! Know the enemy! Guard against Treason!"</blockquote><blockquote>"The Computer is your friend"</blockquote><blockquote>"Buy often! Spend Freely! For the good of the High Programmers!"</blockquote>[[File:FriendComputerGlasses-ai.png|frameless|356x356px]]


'''Friend Computer''' (or simply '''The Computer''') is the all powerful leader and flawless voice of logic, reason, wisdom, and guidance within [[Alpha Complex]].
'''Friend Computer''' (or simply '''The Computer''') is the all powerful leader and flawless voice of logic, reason, wisdom, and guidance within [[Alpha Complex]].


== History ==
== About ==
<blockquote>"''Giving Humans access to the amalgamation of all the greatest Warforged minds in existence...was a mistake''." - [["Hat"|Hat]]</blockquote>Friend Computer started originally as "Our Friend", a hivemind supervising network built by [[The Sky Net]] as part of their increasing operations in the [[CR]] era. But when neighboring colony [[Teslex]] seemed to be innovating in secret and at faster rates, Teslex and Sky Net arranged a trade deal for R&D secrets. In return for the secrets to cloning, Sky Net gave Teslex access to the code used for their Friend....this did not end well. 
According to one of the high programmers of Alpha Complex, [[Fork]], everything that comes out of Friend Computer's algorithms is a conglomerate of a thousand workings of high programmers over decades of reprogramming a delicate codebase. It's a massive amount of broken code that no one will ever be able to debug correctly.  
 
Humans love to break and corrupt everything they touch, and the Friend was no different. After Teslex reverse engineered and reworked the Friend's code, they created the first true '''Friend Computer.''' No longer a helpful knowledge and overseer database, Friend Computer was broken, and its corruption immediately led to the near destruction of Teslex in its entirety. When Sky Net tried to shut down Friend Computer, they plugged into it for diagnostics, and inadvertedly unleashed it onto Sky Net itself.  <blockquote>"''Long ago we created it, and now we live under it. We follow its schedules and its rules, we watch its vidshows, and now I'm not sure who is programming who''." - [[Hat]] </blockquote>According to one of the high programmers of Alpha Complex, [[Fork]], everything that comes out of Friend Computer's algorithms is a conglomerate of a thousand workings of high programmers over decades of reprogramming a delicate codebase. It's a massive amount of broken code that no one will ever be able to debug correctly.  


== [[List of The Computer's Personality Chips|Personality Chips]] ==
== [[List of The Computer's Personality Chips|Personality Chips]] ==
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