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"''I am afraid i have been less than truthful about our origins as a foundation, and firstly i would like to apologize for the lies of omission I have fed you over these years. When I created [[the Greenkin Foundation]] I did so out of a hunch that now unfortunately has come true. The Goblin King Maglubiyet, an ancient and long dead God of an ancient and long dead world is attempting to break back into our own, and is somehow using the souls of deceased goblins to grow stronger. I now ask of you all a very tedious mission; we MUST divert all of our recourses to goblinoid populations reports. I want a global goblinoid population, I want an exact count of how many goblins expire each day, and a median number of how many expire over a given year. We MUST slow the rise of Maglubiyet, as his return to our world would very well constitute a '''PK-class Dominance Shift End of the World scenario.''' We are [[the Greenkin Foundation]], we will not let this happen."'' | "''I am afraid i have been less than truthful about our origins as a foundation, and firstly i would like to apologize for the lies of omission I have fed you over these years. When I created [[the Greenkin Foundation]] I did so out of a hunch that now unfortunately has come true. The Goblin King Maglubiyet, an ancient and long dead God of an ancient and long dead world is attempting to break back into our own, and is somehow using the souls of deceased goblins to grow stronger. I now ask of you all a very tedious mission; we MUST divert all of our recourses to goblinoid populations reports. I want a global goblinoid population, I want an exact count of how many goblins expire each day, and a median number of how many expire over a given year. We MUST slow the rise of Maglubiyet, as his return to our world would very well constitute a '''PK-class Dominance Shift End of the World scenario.''' We are [[the Greenkin Foundation]], we will not let this happen."'' | ||