Spiderjjr45 (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
Spiderjjr45 (talk | contribs) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
'''Talleyrand''' is one of Quelmar's many [[List of Deep Forests|reclaimed populations]] of creatures, monsters, and beasts. | '''Talleyrand''' is one of Quelmar's many [[List of Deep Forests|reclaimed populations]] of creatures, monsters, and beasts. | ||
[ | Everything on this page was invented by the attendees of Centre Gives Fest 2023, who visited a booth and world-built on a shared table using the rules of [https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/the-quiet-year/the-deep-forest The Deep Forest]. | ||
== History == | |||
=== King Goosedorah === | |||
Long ago on the site of Talleyrand, a kingdom stood under the fearsome '''King Goosedorah''', a kaiju sized, five headed goose who ruled fiercely over a kingdom of multi-headed monsters. | |||
But in modern times, long after the kingdom fell, humans moved in to the area, building skyscrapers and factories, including a '''metal sheet manufacturing factory''' and a nuclear powered '''barbed wire factory'''. | |||
Shortly after moving into the area, the monsters of Talleyrand discovered a lost hidden treasure trove left by the humans. When they opened the buried chests, they discovered an endless amount of '''Money!''' | |||
After the monsters reclaimed the land, and covered all of their needs, they needed something to do with all of the money they had dug up, and as such, celebrated their first ever festival, called '''Centre Gives''', which involved sharing the money with each other. | |||
== Notable Landmarks == | == Notable Landmarks == | ||
=== Glitterstone Falls === | === Glitterstone Falls === | ||
Glitterstone Falls was the source of clean and pure water in the area. It was actually the only clean and pure water in a 50 mile radius. It also had the added feature that it sparkled under a full moon, perhaps a bit of strange residual magic left in the water or riverbed that kept it pure, even in close proximity to a nuclear powered factory. It flowed into '''Glitterstone Stream''' which provided water all down and throughout the town. The magic glowing of the water even seemed to affect the fish, making them also glow at night, allowing for the monsters of Glitterstone to easily obtain '''fish,''' their main source of food. | |||
=== The Mystical Duck Pond === | |||
Glitterstone stream meandered off into a small pond located between 3th and Andy's lairs. This pond contained a family of Mystical Ducks, who had a supernatural ability to find fruit in the neighboring woodlands. They would bring the fruit back to Talleyrand and feed it to the monsters, but were always afraid that one day they wouldn't find enough fruit and THEY would become the meal. | |||
Eventually due to their fears, they fled Talleyrand, never to return, and leaving the mystical pond empty and lifeless....until Zazu's funeral. After the funeral and accompanying festival, a good omen appeared: lilies flourished out of the pond, perhaps signing that there was a blossom of life ahead of the town, despite the loss of Zazu. | |||
=== The Magic Obelisk === | |||
After unearthed the bones of the land's original ruler, King Goosedorah, the residents of Talleyrand got together to build a monument in King his honor, realizing that this land was in fact the holy ground, an accidental pilgrimage, to the land of the multi-headed. | |||
=== The Rift === | |||
Shortly after building the magical obelisk, the residents of Talleyrand activated it, opening up a strange portal in the center of town. Unfortunately, no one in town was brave enough to delve into the portal, and where it leads is still unknown. | |||
=== The Toppled Tower === | |||
Remnants of the former housing and office complexes of the humans who once lived in Talleyrand, the toppled tower was the most alliterative of all landmarks: Boulders, Bones, and old name Badges littered the ground around the ruins. It was very smelly, and monsters avoided going near the tower whenever possible. However, the monster Andy found it to be a suitable home, and lived his whole life there, even bringing his pet humans to the area to repopulate it. | |||
=== '''Barrister Braun's Barbed Wire Factory''' === | |||
"Owie" - No gloves were given out at this factory by the humans who ran it, which lead to very painful memories being made here by humans and monsters alike. | |||
A nuclear powered factory that was meant to build barbed wire, the barbed wire, perhaps due to its radiation, made for a delicious meal that Andy loved to eat so much. He ate the barbed wire from the factory so much that it "unsettled" the other residents of the town, adding to the strange mysteries and confusion that surrounded the already very confusing Andy. | |||
Was the source of radiation needed to create a powerful cure when the town was diseased. | |||
== Residents == | == Residents == | ||
=== 3th === | |||
3th (pronounced Threeth) was a 3 Headed Ghost who founded Talleyrand along his companion Thrawn and Andy. | |||
3th was a ghost, so he didn't eat fish like Andy and Thrawn, and instead ate '''S'MORES!''' 3th's lair near the river had a permanent Smore's fire going, which was created from other monster's fire breath. 3th would invite monsters over to have smores and not be so lonely. | |||
For the longest time it was unknown what kind of ghost 3th was, until one winter when the tribe decided to undergo a mystic ritual, and in the process sacrificed 3th's ghostly essence, combined with the nuclear reactor waste and the auras of the town's interdimensional portal, to recreate a new living form for 3th. | |||
When 3th was reborn into a mortal form again, it was discovered that he was in fact a 3 headed GOOSE, and in fact the descendant of King Goosedorah, the original ruler of the land. 3th may have in fact led people here because it was the homeland of his people after all. | |||
=== Andy === | === Andy === | ||
Born of a broken heart, Andy was an emotion monster who swung wildly into mood swings. Some days Andy was awesome and happy, some days Andy was mean and angry. Andy could also teleport, and was like a chameleon, he could blend in and hide around any tree or corner, making him the sneakiest of all the town's monsters. | |||
=== | === Andy's Humans === | ||
After the town was properly flourishing under the monsters. A group of human traders stumbled into the clearing, injured and starving. While most of the town agreed the right move was to banish or kill the intruders, Andy saw something in them that broke his little heart, and decided to take the injured humans in under his wing, where they would live with him in the toppled tower. They sided with Andy and he began to show the other monsters that not all humans are bad. | |||
Unfortunately for the humans, though, they were ONION TRADERS, which deeply upset Zazu, who was allergic. This eventually led to beef between Zazu and the humans (and Andy) and was the powderkeg that lead to the eventual cause of war on humans. It is not known what happened to Andy's humans once the town became aggressive and started to prepare for war on all humans. | |||
=== Tralkin'Thrawn aka "The Moist" === | |||
The largest and scariest of all the monsters in Talleyrand, Thrawn was a massive hydra, a 4 headed dragon snake fish who lived under the Talleyrand Falls. They, however, did not call him "The Moist" because of his underwater lair, but rather because he was VERY sweaty. He sweat profusely, and perhaps that is why he lead a lonely life before coming to Talleyrand, where he was accepted by the other monsters, including Andy. | |||
Thrawn would be the first and only monster to have a child in the town, creating Zazu. | |||
=== Zazu === | === Zazu === | ||
Also called "The Savory", Zazu was born into Talleyrand as the child of Thrawn "The Moist", and immediately dubbed the Prince of Sauces. Why is this? Perhaps as a child he rolled around the waste in the city, or perhaps it was all he ever ate. Either way, in his saucy experiences, we learned that he was allergic to onions, causing a ban on them throughout Talleyrand. | |||
Zazu unfortunately got into a heated arguement with Andy (see above) after Andy purchased onions from human traders who were brought into the town. Bringing in a taboo like onions brought ire and wrath of the young Zazu on Andy, and likely angered Zazu's parent as well. | |||
Unfortunately for Talleyrand, Zazu's fear and hatred of more onions caused them to storm out one evening, disappearing. The whole of Talleyrand gathered up their tools and people to look for the missing Zazu, and after a short period of time, the worst possible result happened: | |||
Zazu died, recovered from the deep forests when the winter frosts meleted, with obvious injuries caused by a HUMAN attack. The loss of poor little Zazu caused the monsters to take up arms (as well as the weapons, hammers, and axes they recovered from the scene) to begin work on a war on humans. | |||
=== The Mystical Pond Ducks === | === The Mystical Pond Ducks === | ||
The ducks who lived in the Mystical Duck Pond (see Landmarks above). | |||
=== Maximilius Cornelius === | |||
Also known as "Max", Max was a tall boy who snuck into town one evening to live where the wild things are. Not just any boy though...a HUMAN boy wearing a bunny suit and a crown. The monsters of Talleyrand quickly figured out that Max was a human, but the fact that he had given up his human ways to try to live like a monster gave him a pass. Everyone else agreed to keep it a secret that they knew Max was a human, and continued to let him think he blended in perfectly. It also helped that he smelled nice. | |||
It may have been Max's disappearance from the human world that led to other groups of humans to scout out the Talleyrand area, events that would snowball and eventually lead to the final war being declared on humans. It is unknown which side of the war Max would choose. | |||
=== Bussesses === | |||
Bussesses was a leucrotta, a hideous monster that lurked far from civilization. They were frighteningly intelligent creatures that used their vocal imitation abilities to lure the unsuspecting, animal or humanoid, into their simple but effective traps. This leucrotta, lonely and bullied by other monsters in the wilds, stumbled upon Talleyrand, and found it to a perfect new home. While he didn't have multiple heads like others in Talleyrand, he DID have 5 strange eyes on his big head. Other monsters, when asked, said that Bussesses was "mean". But they didn't kick him out. | |||
== Likes and Dislikes == | == Likes and Dislikes == | ||
Revision as of 20:09, 12 May 2023
Talleyrand is one of Quelmar's many reclaimed populations of creatures, monsters, and beasts.
Everything on this page was invented by the attendees of Centre Gives Fest 2023, who visited a booth and world-built on a shared table using the rules of The Deep Forest.
History
King Goosedorah
Long ago on the site of Talleyrand, a kingdom stood under the fearsome King Goosedorah, a kaiju sized, five headed goose who ruled fiercely over a kingdom of multi-headed monsters.
But in modern times, long after the kingdom fell, humans moved in to the area, building skyscrapers and factories, including a metal sheet manufacturing factory and a nuclear powered barbed wire factory.
Shortly after moving into the area, the monsters of Talleyrand discovered a lost hidden treasure trove left by the humans. When they opened the buried chests, they discovered an endless amount of Money!
After the monsters reclaimed the land, and covered all of their needs, they needed something to do with all of the money they had dug up, and as such, celebrated their first ever festival, called Centre Gives, which involved sharing the money with each other.
Notable Landmarks
Glitterstone Falls
Glitterstone Falls was the source of clean and pure water in the area. It was actually the only clean and pure water in a 50 mile radius. It also had the added feature that it sparkled under a full moon, perhaps a bit of strange residual magic left in the water or riverbed that kept it pure, even in close proximity to a nuclear powered factory. It flowed into Glitterstone Stream which provided water all down and throughout the town. The magic glowing of the water even seemed to affect the fish, making them also glow at night, allowing for the monsters of Glitterstone to easily obtain fish, their main source of food.
The Mystical Duck Pond
Glitterstone stream meandered off into a small pond located between 3th and Andy's lairs. This pond contained a family of Mystical Ducks, who had a supernatural ability to find fruit in the neighboring woodlands. They would bring the fruit back to Talleyrand and feed it to the monsters, but were always afraid that one day they wouldn't find enough fruit and THEY would become the meal.
Eventually due to their fears, they fled Talleyrand, never to return, and leaving the mystical pond empty and lifeless....until Zazu's funeral. After the funeral and accompanying festival, a good omen appeared: lilies flourished out of the pond, perhaps signing that there was a blossom of life ahead of the town, despite the loss of Zazu.
The Magic Obelisk
After unearthed the bones of the land's original ruler, King Goosedorah, the residents of Talleyrand got together to build a monument in King his honor, realizing that this land was in fact the holy ground, an accidental pilgrimage, to the land of the multi-headed.
The Rift
Shortly after building the magical obelisk, the residents of Talleyrand activated it, opening up a strange portal in the center of town. Unfortunately, no one in town was brave enough to delve into the portal, and where it leads is still unknown.
The Toppled Tower
Remnants of the former housing and office complexes of the humans who once lived in Talleyrand, the toppled tower was the most alliterative of all landmarks: Boulders, Bones, and old name Badges littered the ground around the ruins. It was very smelly, and monsters avoided going near the tower whenever possible. However, the monster Andy found it to be a suitable home, and lived his whole life there, even bringing his pet humans to the area to repopulate it.
Barrister Braun's Barbed Wire Factory
"Owie" - No gloves were given out at this factory by the humans who ran it, which lead to very painful memories being made here by humans and monsters alike.
A nuclear powered factory that was meant to build barbed wire, the barbed wire, perhaps due to its radiation, made for a delicious meal that Andy loved to eat so much. He ate the barbed wire from the factory so much that it "unsettled" the other residents of the town, adding to the strange mysteries and confusion that surrounded the already very confusing Andy.
Was the source of radiation needed to create a powerful cure when the town was diseased.
Residents
3th
3th (pronounced Threeth) was a 3 Headed Ghost who founded Talleyrand along his companion Thrawn and Andy.
3th was a ghost, so he didn't eat fish like Andy and Thrawn, and instead ate S'MORES! 3th's lair near the river had a permanent Smore's fire going, which was created from other monster's fire breath. 3th would invite monsters over to have smores and not be so lonely.
For the longest time it was unknown what kind of ghost 3th was, until one winter when the tribe decided to undergo a mystic ritual, and in the process sacrificed 3th's ghostly essence, combined with the nuclear reactor waste and the auras of the town's interdimensional portal, to recreate a new living form for 3th.
When 3th was reborn into a mortal form again, it was discovered that he was in fact a 3 headed GOOSE, and in fact the descendant of King Goosedorah, the original ruler of the land. 3th may have in fact led people here because it was the homeland of his people after all.
Andy
Born of a broken heart, Andy was an emotion monster who swung wildly into mood swings. Some days Andy was awesome and happy, some days Andy was mean and angry. Andy could also teleport, and was like a chameleon, he could blend in and hide around any tree or corner, making him the sneakiest of all the town's monsters.
Andy's Humans
After the town was properly flourishing under the monsters. A group of human traders stumbled into the clearing, injured and starving. While most of the town agreed the right move was to banish or kill the intruders, Andy saw something in them that broke his little heart, and decided to take the injured humans in under his wing, where they would live with him in the toppled tower. They sided with Andy and he began to show the other monsters that not all humans are bad.
Unfortunately for the humans, though, they were ONION TRADERS, which deeply upset Zazu, who was allergic. This eventually led to beef between Zazu and the humans (and Andy) and was the powderkeg that lead to the eventual cause of war on humans. It is not known what happened to Andy's humans once the town became aggressive and started to prepare for war on all humans.
Tralkin'Thrawn aka "The Moist"
The largest and scariest of all the monsters in Talleyrand, Thrawn was a massive hydra, a 4 headed dragon snake fish who lived under the Talleyrand Falls. They, however, did not call him "The Moist" because of his underwater lair, but rather because he was VERY sweaty. He sweat profusely, and perhaps that is why he lead a lonely life before coming to Talleyrand, where he was accepted by the other monsters, including Andy.
Thrawn would be the first and only monster to have a child in the town, creating Zazu.
Zazu
Also called "The Savory", Zazu was born into Talleyrand as the child of Thrawn "The Moist", and immediately dubbed the Prince of Sauces. Why is this? Perhaps as a child he rolled around the waste in the city, or perhaps it was all he ever ate. Either way, in his saucy experiences, we learned that he was allergic to onions, causing a ban on them throughout Talleyrand.
Zazu unfortunately got into a heated arguement with Andy (see above) after Andy purchased onions from human traders who were brought into the town. Bringing in a taboo like onions brought ire and wrath of the young Zazu on Andy, and likely angered Zazu's parent as well.
Unfortunately for Talleyrand, Zazu's fear and hatred of more onions caused them to storm out one evening, disappearing. The whole of Talleyrand gathered up their tools and people to look for the missing Zazu, and after a short period of time, the worst possible result happened:
Zazu died, recovered from the deep forests when the winter frosts meleted, with obvious injuries caused by a HUMAN attack. The loss of poor little Zazu caused the monsters to take up arms (as well as the weapons, hammers, and axes they recovered from the scene) to begin work on a war on humans.
The Mystical Pond Ducks
The ducks who lived in the Mystical Duck Pond (see Landmarks above).
Maximilius Cornelius
Also known as "Max", Max was a tall boy who snuck into town one evening to live where the wild things are. Not just any boy though...a HUMAN boy wearing a bunny suit and a crown. The monsters of Talleyrand quickly figured out that Max was a human, but the fact that he had given up his human ways to try to live like a monster gave him a pass. Everyone else agreed to keep it a secret that they knew Max was a human, and continued to let him think he blended in perfectly. It also helped that he smelled nice.
It may have been Max's disappearance from the human world that led to other groups of humans to scout out the Talleyrand area, events that would snowball and eventually lead to the final war being declared on humans. It is unknown which side of the war Max would choose.
Bussesses
Bussesses was a leucrotta, a hideous monster that lurked far from civilization. They were frighteningly intelligent creatures that used their vocal imitation abilities to lure the unsuspecting, animal or humanoid, into their simple but effective traps. This leucrotta, lonely and bullied by other monsters in the wilds, stumbled upon Talleyrand, and found it to a perfect new home. While he didn't have multiple heads like others in Talleyrand, he DID have 5 strange eyes on his big head. Other monsters, when asked, said that Bussesses was "mean". But they didn't kick him out.
Likes and Dislikes
The humans who abandoned Talleyrand left behind some remnants of their life there. Some of them the monsters took to, while others the monsters avoided and disliked.
The monsters of Talleyrand REALLY liked the:
- Towels (great for monsters like "The Moist")
- Fruit
- Food
- Free Stuff
- Tents
But of the taboo things left behind, there were a few things the monsters REALLY disliked, including:
- the Excavator! A massive terrible machine of destruction, the root cause of so many monsters being displaced from their homes all over the realm.
- People! Even the sight of a human nearby could drive the monsters crazy. This eventually led to their war on the humans.
- Loneliness - The few monsters who lived here only had each other, they all came from bad heartbreaks and needed the help of a friend.
- Smells - the humans stuff left behind SMELLED terrible. Unfortunately they didn't have a way to disguise or hide the smell, so they mostly stayed away from the nuclear reactor in town.
- ONIONS. Zazu the young, first monster born into the town, was allergic to onions. As a result, they were 100% off limits to anyone coming into town. This dislike of onions turned into a vile hatred after the first humans started to come back.
