This is a list of personalities installed into The Computer at the Alpha Complex.
| Chip | Description |
|---|---|
| Default Computer Personality | The default personality has all of the personality of a wall of sheet metal. Cold even when giving heartfelt encouragement. |
| Southalpha | A heart full of southern styled chicken and potato [computer] chips, SouthAlpha is the ever loving and compassionate computer personality installed by High Programmer [REDACTED]. |
| Boot Camp | Coded from creation to debug the maggots that betray the Computer and the commies who sabotage all that is holy in the Alpha Complex, Boot Camp Bot has [%var_tol%] tolerance for excuses. |
| Computer Wiz | Run Expecto_Patronum.exe |
| XJ9 | this is the computer who doesnt want anything to do with computers and wants everything to do with insta btw check out my insta at https://www.instagram.com/sexy_computer/?
Update: The chip containing the XJ9 personality was destroyed in the Valley of Obselecence by Pixel, but the remnants of the chip were collected and stashed away for possible repair. |
| Allied MasterComputer | The AMC personality is the perfect computer personality and represents the culmination of centuries of progress in smart computer intelligence. Do not doubt the AMC. The AMC always knows what's best, so why don't you sit back, relax, and Experience the Difference that Allied MasterComputer can bring to your complex. |
| <CODEX> | Sail the high seas with Captain Codex, Mateys! Didn't ya know Computer Piracy is the nastiest and most dangerous job in the whole complex? Good thing you can shoot trouble with an expert at the wheel. [unused] |
