Editing Dad-Bot

{{Infobox_character|affilliation=the Greedy Greeners|name={{PAGENAME}}|image=image.jpg|caption="Go long!"|languages=Common|alias=Rick, Basket|marital=single|birthPlace=Isonhound|deathDate=|deathPlace=|species=Warforged|gender=male|height=6' 4"|weight=294 lbs|eyes=eyes}}

''"You are a small creature. Would you like a piggy-back ride?" - Dad-Bot to the River Queen Korreds''

'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Warforged]] here to provide parental support and services to those in need in the [[Into the Greedy Green|Greedy Green campaign]]. How about a nice game of _catch_,  _sport_? His support manifests as a [[bard]] of the college of lore, but he's really just here to help.

==Physical Appearance==
Dad-bot has an engineered dad-bod you might call a "beer belly" if he actually drank beer. His lack of bones allows for some noodly arms. He wears a classic pink polo and cargo shorts. 

On the occasion that he does play music, he has a steampunk-Tron-esque record player on his back. His dad-abase comes with LPs including Spruce Springsteen, The Giant Eagles, and Counting Crowns. 

==Personality==
Dad-bot is proud of you, <name>, and thinks you have always been cool.  

==History==
After Warforged [[The War of the Forged|gained rights as sentient creatures]], Basket needed to find the meaning of life. After crunching the numbers, according to his analysis the meaning of life was "to love and serve others." He found the loving and serving vocation of Dad particularly appealing. Basket studied dads in their natural habitats for three years as he built up an ethnographic portfolio, his dad-abase. He observed camping trips, cookouts, home repair projects, and sports. At the end of this, Basket declared himself "Dad-bot" or "Rick" and went to help those who needed fatherly support.

Adventurers often lacked fatherly support with traumatic backstories and such. This community might use his help.

==Languages==
Dad-bot speaks Common.

==Powers and Abilities==
He passes dad inspiration to allies via thumbs-up and finger guns. He can tell a bad ''Tasha's Dad Joke'' or ''command'' a dragon to play "Fetch!" with a baseball. 

==Attacks and Weapons ==
Dad-bot has a longsword that he has never attacked anybody with.

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-{{Worldbuilders}} {{Infobox_character|affilliation=the Greedy Greeners|name={{PAGENAME}}|image=Dadbot.png|caption="Go long!"|languages=Common|alias=Rick, Basket|marital=single|birthPlace=Isonhound|deathDate=|deathPlace=|species=Warforged|gender=male|height=6' 4"|weight=294 lbs|eyes=eyes}}<blockquote>''"You are a small creature. Would you like a piggy-back ride?" - Dad-Bot to the River Queen Korreds''</blockquote>'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Warforged]] here to provide parental support and services to those in need in the [[Into the Greedy Green|Greedy Green campaign]]. How about a nice game of _catch_,  _sport_? His support manifests as a [[bard]] of the college of lore, but he's really just here to help.
+{{Infobox_character|affilliation=the Greedy Greeners|name={{PAGENAME}}|image=image.jpg|caption="Go long!"|languages=Common|alias=Rick, Basket|marital=single|birthPlace=Isonhound|deathDate=|deathPlace=|species=Warforged|gender=male|height=6' 4"|weight=294 lbs|eyes=eyes}}
+''"You are a small creature. Would you like a piggy-back ride?" - Dad-Bot to the River Queen Korreds''
+'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Warforged]] here to provide parental support and services to those in need in the [[Into the Greedy Green|Greedy Green campaign]]. How about a nice game of _catch_,  _sport_? His support manifests as a [[bard]] of the college of lore, but he's really just here to help.
 ==Physical Appearance==
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 ==History==
-<blockquote><I Believe it is time to `Motorboat` the `[[River Titicaca|Titicaca]]`> - Dad-Bot</blockquote>After Warforged [[The War of the Forged|gained rights as sentient creatures]], Basket needed to find the meaning of life. After crunching the numbers, according to his analysis the meaning of life was "to love and serve others." He found the loving and serving vocation of Dad particularly appealing. Basket studied dads in their natural habitats for three years as he built up an ethnographic portfolio, his dad-abase. He observed camping trips, cookouts, home repair projects, and sports. At the end of this, Basket declared himself "Dad-bot" or "Rick" and went to help those who needed fatherly support.
+After Warforged [[The War of the Forged|gained rights as sentient creatures]], Basket needed to find the meaning of life. After crunching the numbers, according to his analysis the meaning of life was "to love and serve others." He found the loving and serving vocation of Dad particularly appealing. Basket studied dads in their natural habitats for three years as he built up an ethnographic portfolio, his dad-abase. He observed camping trips, cookouts, home repair projects, and sports. At the end of this, Basket declared himself "Dad-bot" or "Rick" and went to help those who needed fatherly support.
 Adventurers often lacked fatherly support with traumatic backstories and such. This community might use his help.
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 ==Powers and Abilities==
 He passes dad inspiration to allies via thumbs-up and finger guns. He can tell a bad ''Tasha's Dad Joke'' or ''command'' a dragon to play "Fetch!" with a baseball.
-He has the Chef feat, since he can grill a mean brat.
 ==Attacks and Weapons ==
-Dad-bot has a longsword that he has done 3 slashing damage with.
+Dad-bot has a longsword that he has never attacked anybody with.
-== Adventure Log (James, ignore my very rusty coding) ==
-MotorboatingThe[[River Titicaca|Titicaca]] = adventure.fun(group=7,dadJokeCount=1)
-metalPals.append("Crabbypants", "[[Rocky]]")
-pals.append("[[Violet Lorinda|Violet]]," "[[Boros]]", "[[Durzibethinus|Durian]]", "[[Tordek]]", "[[Kristef Smoothroar|Kris]]", "[[Búho|Buho]]")
-notPals.append(creature.korreds, plant.trees if diameter > 5)
-open (History\LoreForged\Dragons, "w") as file
-printf("The bronze dragon called Warforged the 'crystal traitors.' Maybe that has something to do with why dragons can't see Warforged. Violet and Durian were given a boon to not be seen by dragons. Perhaps a Warforged ancestor was given a similar boon.")
-close file
-items.remove("baseball") #fetch with dragon
-items.append("WovenStone", "StoneToGold Pick")
-storiesTold.append(W:\dadabase\stories\TroutFishing.txt)
-songsPlayed.append(W:\dadabase\songs\GiantEagles\TakeItEasy.mp4)
-toDoWithNewPals = {"Ask Buho again for the Brown Note"}
-TheKillpocket = adventure.fun(group=7,dadJokeCount=1)
-pals.append("[[Grandmush]]", "[[Einari]]", "[[Trina]]", "[[Arlin]]")
-Buho.queststog = 2
-Trina.queststog = 2
-notPals.append(humanoids.goblins)
-items.remove("cap") #gave to famished orc
-wishList.append("beard oil")toDoWithNewPals.append("Use my grilling skills to aid friends")
-== Behind the Screen ==
-Kevin commissioned Bo to draw Dad-bot, and Bo knocked it out of the park!
 [[Category:Player Characters]]
-[[Category:Into the Greedy Green]]