List of Tavern Songs

"All My Friends are Dead"

All My Friends are Dead

All My Friends are Dead

It's a hundred years in the future

and all my friends are trees

"The Ballad of Kel" (Asar Partui)

Awoke in his chamber

He yawned with a sigh

Awoke in the night to meet Asar Partui

I'll give you one choice.

"you've come to me, why?"

Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui

Give me what you've taken

"Are you talking to I?"

Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui

You've taken my money!

"Oh no sir you lie"

Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui

He said bow before me

"Oh I'd rather die"

Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui

And so with a leap

He would take to the sky

And duel on the docks with that Asar Partui

A flourish, a twirl

And in the blink of an eye

He stood as the victor over Asar Partui!

"The Day Saving Fey"

Every 10 years they say that there comes a great day

Where the meek will inherit and win

In the new world we live and that day it would give

A hero who won over a great beast of sin

She called herself Eve, and she would then leave

The people of Delvin with a memory

Of her triumph and battle, her ground shaking rattle

When the giant was slain and felled like a tree

So it goes then to shows if you're smaller than foes

You can beat them with your clever tricks

A goblin (yarrr) a puppy (arrrf) a catfolk (Rawr) a guppy (blub)

A gnome (hee hee hee) or a hobbit (yawwwwwn) or even a Pix! (Eve!)