"All My Friends are Dead"
All My Friends are Dead
All My Friends are Dead
It's a hundred years in the future
and all my friends are trees
"The Ballad of Kel" (Asar Partui)
Awoke in his chamber
He yawned with a sigh
Awoke in the night to meet Asar Partui
I'll give you one choice.
"you've come to me, why?"
Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui
Give me what you've taken
"Are you talking to I?"
Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui
You've taken my money!
"Oh no sir you lie"
Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui
He said bow before me
"Oh I'd rather die"
Were the words of the man who beat Asar Partui
And so with a leap
He would take to the sky
And duel on the docks with that Asar Partui
A flourish, a twirl
And in the blink of an eye
He stood as the victor over Asar Partui!
"The Day Saving Fey"
Every 10 years they say that there comes a great day
Where the meek will inherit and win
In the new world we live and that day it would give
A hero who won over a great beast of sin
She called herself Eve, and she would then leave
The people of Delvin with a memory
Of her triumph and battle, her ground shaking rattle
When the giant was slain and felled like a tree
So it goes then to shows if you're smaller than foes
You can beat them with your clever tricks
A goblin (yarrr) a puppy (arrrf) a catfolk (Rawr) a guppy (blub)
A gnome (hee hee hee) or a hobbit (yawwwwwn) or even a Pix! (Eve!)
