| Date of Birth | Unknown |
|---|---|
| Place of Birth | Unknown |
| Species | Warforged |
| Gender | Unknown |
| Height | 5'9" |
| Weight | 250lb |
Felix Francis Fitzgerald is a Warforged eloquence bard that wanders this world in search of good stories, good company, and protection. He is constantly cheerful, and seeks to brighten the day of everyone around him at all times, be they friend or foe. He is a character in the Within the Wicked Wilds campaign.
Physical Appearance
Felix takes the appearance of a decorative suit of armor.
Felix's voice is posh and airy with a mid-high pitch. Some consider it to be unsettling upon first hearing it.
Personality
True to his name, Felix has a permanently merry personality. He's an entertainer at heart to such an extreme that he will often try to entertain people that are actively trying to kill him. In fact, he's done it before, should you believe him.
Felix is constantly playing music.
History
Most of what is "known" about him is either folklore or word-of-mouth rumor. Many of them are blatantly contradictory. As Felix puts it, the truth is whatever makes you happy.
Rumors
The following are just a few of the rumors told about Felix.
- I am Felix, this is the truth.
- Felix served and died as a soldier in the army, but his soul was trapped in the armor.
- Felix doesn't actually exist. He's just a figment of your imagination conjured up by your mind trying to perceive something that can't possibly exist.
- Felix helped negotiate peace between Organics and Constructs during the War of the Forged.
- If the music stops, Felix will die. Music is his breath. This one has credibility because even in his sleep, Felix can be heard whistling.
- Felix was an early prototype of Warforged from a far-off land called a Manteiv.
- Felix is gaslighting you.
- Felix is gaslighting himself.
- Felix remembers nothing.
- Felix remembers everything. He just chooses when and how to express his memory.
- Felix is a tortured soul, and isn't actually happy.
- Rumor has it that Felix felt sadness once. This rumor is the least credible one on this list.
- Felix has been on the other side of the planet. This is where he has lived for the vast majority of his life.
- Felix has a brother called Whisper.
- Felix is an AI.
- Felix is a changeling, but he quite prefers the form of the armor.
- Felix is a sheet of paper.
- Everything about Felix is false. He has never told the truth in his life.
- Everything about Felix is true, including that everything about Felix is false.
- Felix believes everything that he says when he says it.
- Nothing about Felix is true.
- Felix is from the underdark, and the underdark is a portal to the other side of the world. In fact, a better word for the underdark is the world between worlds.
- Felix isn't imaginary. YOU'RE the one that's imaginary.
- Felix just popped into existence and is making all of this shit up as he goes along.
- Felix has no way of knowing what is true and what isn't true.
- Felix simply just repeats whatever he is told or whatever he perceives so long as it makes for a good story.
- Felix is a propagandist.
- Felix killed Tiamat.
- Felix is a time traveler from the future.
- Felix is a time traveler from the past.
- Felix isn't actually made of steel. He's made of this weird metal called silicon. Supposedly it conducts electricity, but only some of the time.
- What are you, the president of Felix's fan club or something?
- No, that would be your mother!
- Felix pays his taxes.
- Felix is wanted for tax evasion.
- Felix works for the IRS.
- Felix is your best friend.
- Felix has always been your best friend. Accept no evidence to the contrary.
- This is a one-electron universe, and Felix is the electron.
- Felix has never posted misinformation in his life. What are you talking about?
- Felix is the physical manifestation of the weave.
- Felix is an inventor with many well-known inventions, such as music, sex, books, steel, and sex 2.
- Felix singlehandedly eradicated smallpox.
- Felix singlehandedly eradicated Malaysia.
- Maybe the real Felix is the friends we made along the way.
- Felix can be worn.
- Felix cannot be worn.
- Felix was sentenced to death for first degree vehicular homicide, but talked his way down to a speeding ticket.
- Felix invented Sir Isaac Newton, the inventor of gravity.
- Felix is your parent.
- Felix wears thigh-highs underneath his armor.
- Felix's entire existence is just one big exercise in strategic ambiguity.
- Felix killed racism.
- After killing racism, Felix reinvented racism just so he could kill it again.
- Felix floats on water.
- Felix is a conspiracy theorist that thinks this world is fake.
- Felix is dead, long live Felix.
- Felix has no soul.
- Felix has one soul.
- Felix has many souls.
- Felix could kick your ass in Mario Kart Double Dash.
- I am Felix, this is a lie.
Just to name a few.
Languages
Common, Draconic, C++
Powers and Abilities
Felix is a pacifist. He couldn't hurt a fly. He may participate in combat, but only in a supportive role.
Attacks and Weapons
"Had I the capacity to take offense, I would be offended that you had the audacity to even ask that. Luckily for you, I am not capable of such a thing. Shall we engage in discourse over some other more cheerful topic?"
