AI NPCs
Friend Computer
Qui sunt super nos omnes.
Jackobot
I am a Jackobot
ImanaBot
"I only open for Daddy" - Literally something James had to say while roleplaying this robot fridge.
A refrigerator bot that the team needed to repair. Inside was an old thanksgiving turkey dinner that was slowly rotting.
ScrubBots
ScrubBots are typically innocuous robots built to keep everyone sanitary, as cleanliness is next to godliness. The very first mission the troubleshooters went on was to track down a group of Scrubbots which had been hacked and were aggressively (and lethally) scrubbing various citizens faces.
Warbots
The most dangerous bots under Friend Computer's army, the team first encountered Warbots when a special Scrub/War bot hybrid was programmed to eliminate all SPAM from the complex, targetting the hacked PDCs of the players (see Marco-G in Mortal NPCs below).
Mortal NPCs
Marco-G
A traitor and spammer who hacked the PDCs of the troubleshooters in their first adventure. Had a bounty on his head that Evo tried to claim.
Fork
Fork was a warforged and high programmer who was around in the foundational days of Alpha Complex, having spent centuries on Kiston (Island) before that.
George-B
VATSLIMES.
You are vatslime you vulgar little maggots. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bags of filth.
You are cankers. Sores that won't go away. Zits on the butt of the Alpha Complex. I would rather kiss a mutant than be even seen with you.
FIX. THE. BOT.
You have one job. The computer believes you can do this job even though you are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist.
I despise everything about you. But I trust you can do the job because the computer says you can do the job.
You are bloody nardless newbies, caricatures of a cloacal parasitic pond worm and I wish you great success in this mission. So that you can then go away.
FIX. THE. BOT.
You're a walking vomit. You are a jerks, cads, weasels. Your lives are a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. And if you don't get out of my office in 5 seconds I will have you demoted to Infrared faster than you drool puke on your embarrassing bodies.
GO. FIX. THE. BOT.
What are you still doing here you monsters?
