List of Fantasy Insults

Note: The Wiki does not promote or condone the usage of Fantasy Insults, however, as players over the years have brutally fought against enemies of all shapes and sizes----creative language has emerged. Using these slurs is a character choice, and is often used when attacking vile deserving creatures with the vitriol of a "Vicious Mockery"

Dwarves

• Beard-goblin
• Flea-bearded alestain
• Stunty
• Stone shitter
• half-sized alcoholic
• Maggots
• rock eater
• Stone Domes
• Digger
• Gutter Rats
• Angry Footstool
• Rockhead
• Hairy Halfling
• Tunnel Rat
• Pubic Face
• Cave Hippo
• Oremonger
• Bushies
• Gut Draggers
• Knoties
• Lumberfoot
• Half-Man
• Gnomes
• Spuds (Both are lumpy and come from the ground)
• stunt
• gold digger
• dirt-licker
• teapot
• copper polisher
• squash (look like squashed humans)
• rock bitter
• stone humper
• keg belly
• pyrite-muncher
• giant snot
• Hairy Brewery

Elves

• Leaf lickers
• Butterboys
• Dandelion Eater
• Pointy ears
• Knife-ears
• Sharp ears
• Chinfolk
• Beardless
• Pole-proportioned dendrophile
• Fairy Folk
• Pointy
• Twiggers
• Twigga (respelling of twigger (typically representing urban Elfrican American speech))
• Wood-Heads
• Tree-thumpers
• Daggar Head
• Rabbit
• Keeb
• Leafblower
• tree hugger
• pixie 
• bark sniffer  
• left handed casters 
• waste of immorality 
• farie wannabes 
• tinkerbell 
• wedgie (they're uptight)
• wingless farie
• light weights 
• mushroom dancers 
• faithless woodland sprite
• dew drinker
• fey mongrels
• discount dryad
• daisy sniffer
• weed eater
• oozebait
• Leaf Lovers (by Dwarves)

Half Elves

• Mongrels
• Bastards
• Half Breed
• Mudbloods
• Half Bad
• Mayfly Babies
• Fling Kids
• Traitor Babies
• Half Good
• Mutts
• Mules
• Not Enough
• Halfways

Halflings

• Hairy doorstop
• Hill goblin
• Hairless Dwarf
• Leatherfoot
• Children
• Dwarfling
• Gnome
• Shaved Dwarf
• Sneakies
• Succling
• Ankle Biter
• Swine
• Half men
• Runt
• Arm rest
• sticky fingers 
• small fry 
• hobbit 
• shin licker 
• all-you-can-eat 
• fairy giant

Humans

• Soft one (from lizardfolk)
• Round ears
• Pink Thing
• Mayfly
• Pinks
• Dust
• Spoon-Ears
• Normie
• Short-life
• pink-skin 
• Joe Bloggs
• Full-lings
• Smoothskin
• Succling
• Swine
• Quisling (a human who spends a lot of time around a dragonborn)

• Dire Halfling
• Lumberfoot
• Pig Skin
• Shortlived
• Monkeys
• Doubling (by Halflings)
• World-blight (by elves)
• Tree-killers (by elves)
• Monkey
• graceless elf
• rabbit spawn (from the elf point of view because of how fast they seem to breed to them)
• milkskins (orcs on humans)
• whore-race (they're the reason for half breeds)
• Cattle
• Morties
• roundteeth

Dragonborn

• Dragonborn have their own word for non Dragonborns: maunthreki
• Lizard
• Fly eater
• Iguana Wannabe
• Fake-drakes
• Tall Kobold
• Snakeskin
• Wyrm Wannabe
• Scalie
• Boot
• Scalebacks
• Scales
• Lizard Brain
• Walking Purse
• Skinks
• Man-Eater
• Lizardfolk
• Forked-Tongues
• dragon refuse
• newt 
• Gecko
• wyrm reject
• overgrown iguana

Gnomes

• Quarterling
• KneeLicker
• Mini-elf
• Halfling
• Lawn darts
• Mushroom sucker
• Ankle Biter
• Fat Fairy
• Sniffers
• Tinkertots
• Lawn ornaments
• Bug-Eyed Stumps
• Shaved Hobgoblin
• Glamer-slingers
• Dwarflings
• Trickster
• discount dwarf 
• cone head 

Half-Orcs

• Swampskin
• Tusk-Face
• Greenskins
• Slimeskin
• Orcy McOrcface
• Dorc
• Forc
• Necro-Breath
• Pig-Face
• Tuskers
• Grunt
• Scumbreed
• Halfbreed
• Lumberfoot
• Savages
• green ape 
• broccoli head 
• ogre droppings

Tieflings

• Devil spawn
• Devil bastard
• Hellspawn
• Brighteyes
• Gargoyles
• Bullheads
• Half-Hells
• Pox
• Demon Child
• Handle Heads
• Clip-Clops
• Goat Face
• Unloveables
• Freak
• Failbirth
• Filth
• Unbirth
• Hell-touched
• Tainted Ones
• Tall Imps

Kenku

• crow 
• raven 
• parrot (in tropical/port cities)
• Flightless
• Hollowbones
• Pigeon
• Noisemakers
• Mockingbirds
• Caw-Caws
• Peckers
• Copycats
• Jabbers

Aasimar

• God's Pet
• Goody Two Shoes
• Wingless Earthbound bastard Halfbreed

• Birdy
• Chickenbrain
• Chicken
• Angel Face

Kobolds

• Scaly Gnomes
• Little Lizardfolk
• Yippers
• Reptilians
• Lizard Fuckers

Genasi

Fire

• Cold Heart
• Matchstick
• Hazard
• Sunburn

Earth

• Gravel bed
• Sedimentary
• Slabs

Air

• Leaf Blower
• Spark Plug
• Unfavorable Fart (From Orcs. Orcs aren't great at throwing shade)

• Windbags

Water

• Algae Infested
• Salty
• Soakhead
• Drip

Goblins

• Greenskin
• Gobber
• Slimeskin
• Trash Gnome
• Orcslave
• Toothpick-Nose

Tabaxi

• Fleabag
• Hairball
• Cat
• Worm farm
• Garfield (If they are a red dragonborn who was banished from their clan)

Aarakocra

• Lunch
• Eggers
• Walkers
• Bird-brains
• Dire Chickens
• Dry Ducks
• Mother Clickers
• Pillow Stuffings
• Hollowbones
• Pigeon
• Chicken

Firbolg

• Giant Half-Breed
• Overgrown Dwarf
• Half-Baked Goliath 

Goliath

• Mini-Giant
• Tribal Boy
• Stoneskin

Centaurs

• Clippity-Clops
• Horse Bastards
• Half-Horses
• Donkeys
• Jackass
• Plow Puller
• Oat-Gobbler
• Gluesource

Fairy

• Insect
• Minimus
• Mayfly
• Knotgrass
• Acorn
• Sparkling Dolly

Satyr

• It is impossible to insult a satyr. If you try – say by calling him a dirty little goat legged coward – he will agree with you if the description seems factually correct, and disagree if it doesn’t. Neither way makes any difference to him.