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"What are y'all planning on doing with all those onions?"

Earn'st Grimes
"I sneak into the next room"
Player Name Ben Hallman
Player Name "Billie Joe", "Quazar"
Languages Common, Elvish, Dwarvish, Orc
Marital Status Single
Place of Birth Pteris
Date of Death 899 PR date of imprisonment
Species Half-elf
Gender Male

Earn'st Grimes is a Rogue Half Elf Noble and Gunslinger who wants to know what you're having. Earn'st was primarily active during The War of Many Names before his banishment to The BackHalls in 899 PR.

Personality[edit | edit source]

Usually not one to cause a fight, he's found himself in need to be quick on his feet, either to swiftly leave a raucous crowd, or to defend his family's business from would be robbers.

While maybe not always with the outcome he expects, Earn'st will gladly pay a price just to see how something tastes, to experience something new, or just to see what will happen (the latter tends to make for the best stories)

The Common Folk love him for his kindness and generosity.

He must prove that he can handle himself without the coddling of his family.

He has insatiable desire for the carnal pleasures in life.

History[edit | edit source]

Earn'st is the son of Doug Grimes. Doug one day, while digging around on their property, dug up an oil deposit. Doug (now nicknamed Dug) despite striking it rich, tended to live a very modest life, so when Earn'st inherited the oil operation, he found more money than a man would know what to do with. Earn'st quickly sought out to see what the finer things in life had to offer, but with all that money came the attention of a rough tumbler named "Cameron Dimdale"

One day while moseying around in his house, Earn'st felt the world ... break ... slip away from him. When he came to he found himself in a dingy establishment. Wet carpeting and tacky wallpaper, not an unfamiliar environments, it's still not a place he likes to find himself. Surrounded by new cohorts, and not entirely convinced this isn't from a bad batch of something he drank, he looks to get back to his home and find something a little more luxurious to occupy his time, (and money) again. ... At least this new posse seems entertaining.

In the Halls[edit | edit source]

Earn'st spent an eternity dying and respawning in the BackHalls, and while little is known about most of his adventures. It is known that at one point in time he had "a rowdy gang of mermaids" he would travel with while tried to rob everyone they came across.

At one point Earn'st made a deal with a dark power (Ahazu). Surely unaware of many potential implications of such a deal, 'Eldritch Earn'st' enjoyed some Warlock benefits, including Pact of the Talisman. Anything to weigh the dice in his favor seems like a good deal to him.

Earn'st eventually escaped the BackHalls by taking the The Tovag Baragu located in The City.

Languages[edit | edit source]

Common, Elvish, Dwarvish, Orc, Thieves Cant

Weapons[edit | edit source]

His trusty twin daggers

A bag of onions

Other things found on his character sheet[edit | edit source]

Sneak Attack, Fancy Footwork, Cunning Action, Steady Aim, Darkvidion, Fey Ancestery, Rakish Audacity, Mustachioed,

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