List of Fantasy Insults

Note: The Wiki does not promote or condone the usage of Fantasy Insults, however, as players over the years have brutally fought against enemies of all shapes and sizes----creative language has emerged. Using these slurs is a character choice, and is often used when attacking vile deserving creatures with the vitriol of a "Vicious Mockery"

Dwarves[edit | edit source]

Beard-goblin
Flea-bearded alestain
Stunty
Stone shitter
half-sized alcoholic
Maggots
rock eater
Stone Domes
Digger
Gutter Rats
Angry Footstool
Rockhead
Hairy Halfling
Tunnel Rat
Pubic Face
Cave Hippo
Oremonger
Bushies
Gut Draggers
Knoties
Lumberfoot
Half-Man
Gnomes
Spuds (Both are lumpy and come from the ground)
stunt
gold digger
dirt-licker
teapot
copper polisher
squash (look like squashed humans)
rock bitter
stone humper
keg belly
pyrite-muncher
giant snot
Hairy Brewery

Elves[edit | edit source]

Leaf lickers
Butterboys
Dandelion Eater
Pointy ears
Knife-ears
Sharp ears
Chinfolk
Beardless
Pole-proportioned dendrophile
Fairy Folk
Pointy
Twiggers
Twigga (respelling of twigger (typically representing urban Elfrican American speech))
Wood-Heads
Tree-thumpers
Daggar Head
Rabbit
Keeb
Leafblower
tree hugger
pixie
bark sniffer
left handed casters
waste of immorality
farie wannabes
tinkerbell
wedgie (they're uptight)
wingless farie
light weights
mushroom dancers
faithless woodland sprite
dew drinker
fey mongrels
discount dryad
daisy sniffer
weed eater
oozebait
Leaf Lovers (by Dwarves)

Half Elves[edit | edit source]

Mongrels
Bastards
Half Breed
Mudbloods
Half Bad
Mayfly Babies
Fling Kids
Traitor Babies
Half Good
Mutts
Mules
Not Enough
Halfways

Halflings[edit | edit source]

Hairy doorstop
Hill goblin
Hairless Dwarf
Leatherfoot
Children
Dwarfling
Gnome
Shaved Dwarf
Sneakies
Succling
Ankle Biter
Swine
Half men
Runt
Arm rest
sticky fingers
small fry
hobbit
shin licker
all-you-can-eat
fairy giant

Humans[edit | edit source]

Soft one (from lizardfolk)
Round ears
Pink Thing
Mayfly
Pinks
Dust
Spoon-Ears
Normie
Short-life
pink-skin
Joe Bloggs
Full-lings
Smoothskin
Succling
Swine
Quisling (a human who spends a lot of time around a dragonborn)

Dire Halfling
Lumberfoot
Pig Skin
Shortlived
Monkeys
Doubling (by Halflings)
World-blight (by elves)
Tree-killers (by elves)
Monkey
graceless elf
rabbit spawn (from the elf point of view because of how fast they seem to breed to them)
milkskins (orcs on humans)
whore-race (they're the reason for half breeds)
Cattle
Morties
roundteeth

Dragonborn[edit | edit source]

Dragonborn have their own word for non Dragonborns: maunthreki
Lizard
Fly eater
Iguana Wannabe
Fake-drakes
Tall Kobold
Snakeskin
Wyrm Wannabe
Scalie
Boot
Scalebacks
Scales
Lizard Brain
Walking Purse
Skinks
Man-Eater
Lizardfolk
Forked-Tongues
dragon refuse
newt
Gecko
wyrm reject
overgrown iguana

Gnomes[edit | edit source]

Quarterling
KneeLicker
Mini-elf
Halfling
Lawn darts
Mushroom sucker
Ankle Biter
Fat Fairy
Sniffers
Tinkertots
Lawn ornaments
Bug-Eyed Stumps
Shaved Hobgoblin
Glamer-slingers
Dwarflings
Trickster
discount dwarf
cone head

Half-Orcs[edit | edit source]

Swampskin
Tusk-Face
Greenskins
Slimeskin
Orcy McOrcface
Dorc
Forc
Necro-Breath
Pig-Face
Tuskers
Grunt
Scumbreed
Halfbreed
Lumberfoot
Savages
green ape
broccoli head
ogre droppings

Tieflings[edit | edit source]

Devil spawn
Devil bastard
Hellspawn
Brighteyes
Gargoyles
Bullheads
Half-Hells
Pox
Demon Child
Handle Heads
Clip-Clops
Goat Face
Unloveables
Freak
Failbirth
Filth
Unbirth
Hell-touched
Tainted Ones
Tall Imps

Kenku[edit | edit source]

crow
raven
parrot (in tropical/port cities)
Flightless
Hollowbones
Pigeon
Noisemakers
Mockingbirds
Caw-Caws
Peckers
Copycats
Jabbers

Aasimar[edit | edit source]

God's Pet
Goody Two Shoes
Wingless Earthbound bastard Halfbreed

Birdy
Chickenbrain
Chicken
Angel Face

Kobolds[edit | edit source]

Scaly Gnomes
Little Lizardfolk
Yippers
Reptilians
Lizard Fuckers

Genasi[edit | edit source]

Fire[edit | edit source]

Cold Heart
Matchstick
Hazard
Sunburn

Earth[edit | edit source]

Gravel bed
Sedimentary
Slabs

Air[edit | edit source]

Leaf Blower
Spark Plug
Unfavorable Fart (From Orcs. Orcs aren't great at throwing shade)

Windbags

Water[edit | edit source]

Algae Infested
Salty
Soakhead
Drip

Goblins[edit | edit source]

Greenskin
Gobber
Slimeskin
Trash Gnome
Orcslave
Toothpick-Nose

Tabaxi[edit | edit source]

Fleabag
Hairball
Cat
Worm farm
Garfield (If they are a red dragonborn who was banished from their clan)

Aarakocra[edit | edit source]

Lunch
Eggers
Walkers
Bird-brains
Dire Chickens
Dry Ducks
Mother Clickers
Pillow Stuffings
Hollowbones
Pigeon
Chicken

Firbolg[edit | edit source]

Giant Half-Breed
Overgrown Dwarf
Half-Baked Goliath

Goliath[edit | edit source]

Mini-Giant
Tribal Boy
Stoneskin

Centaurs[edit | edit source]

Clippity-Clops
Horse Bastards
Half-Horses
Donkeys
Jackass
Plow Puller
Oat-Gobbler
Gluesource

Fairy[edit | edit source]

Insect
Minimus
Mayfly
Knotgrass
Acorn
Sparkling Dolly

Warforged[edit | edit source]

Fleshyfolk - a term used BY warforged against others.

Satyr[edit | edit source]

It is impossible to insult a satyr. If you try – say by calling him a dirty little goat legged coward – he will agree with you if the description seems factually correct, and disagree if it doesn’t. Neither way makes any difference to him.