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Sneeze
Relatives	Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Shnek
Languages	Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish
Affiliations	Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, Protectors of the People (Unofficial)
Aliases	Red Fury, Survivor of a Thousand Deaths
Marital Status	Single and Ready to Mingle
Place of Birth	In a Hole
Date of Death	On the Inside: Date of Birth, Outside: Never
Place of Death	Sneeze Can Never Die!
Species	Kobold
Gender	Male
Height	2ft, 3 Inches
Weight	42 Pounds
Eye Color	Black

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Sneeze is a Kobold Path of the Beast Barbarian and a character from the Within the Wicked Wilds Community Campaign.

Physical Appearance

Sneeze is a small a barley 2ft tall b=kobold with red scales an lean muscles. he has crazy pinpoint eyes and a number of large scares and burn marks across his body. he wears a simple leather harness to hold his large collection of weapons and wears a pair of torn adventurer's trousers. All of his weapons are old and rusty, but clearly have had a lot of love put into their use.

Personality

Many would mistake Sneeze for being unendingly brave. This is quite the contrary as he is very much a coward. Where people mistake bravery though is his stupidity. He does not have the mental capacity to see and interpret any danger he might be which prevents him from realizing he should be afraid.

Sneeze has absolutely no filter and is quite loud when conversing with other. in addition he has trouble understanding many conventions of a civilized society. His experience as his brother's lab rat has forced him to face many lethal treats, all of which he mostly survived based on sheer luck. This had the unfortunate side effect of making Sneeze believe he was unkillable. This mindset has gotten Sneeze in a wide variety of strange and life threatening situations.

But these beliefs may not be entirely unfounded, as Sneeze's body has in ways adapted to danger. When he is in danger, his body naturally adapts. His scales grow rough and spiky and his muscles bulge. Taking on a more draconic appearance, his claws grow sharp, his maw grows in size, and vestigial wings grow from his back which can protect him from harm.

History

Sneeze is 4 years old, a little under half of a Kobold's average lifespan. Kobolds can live up to 120 years old, gaining the title of Great Wyrm, but few ever live past 10 years, 8 if you are lucky. But even Sneeze was suprised he lived past five minutes while being Shnek's brother...

Sneeze was born along with many of his siblings in a large nest of eggs in a small warren to the south in Isonhound. Sneeze had seven siblings, Shneck, Meep, Butter, Waffles, Wit, Akk, and Chalupa. When he and his siblings reached adulthood at 10 months they set out to make their names in Quelmar. Out of his siblings Sneeze was by far the dumbest, and so he became a good test subject for his wizard of a brother. One time Shnek tested an invisibility potion on Sneeze. Sneeze finally became visible again after two years. Another time Shnek tested a potion on a lizard, which turned it into a giant monster that ate Sneeze while the others ran away. Luckily Sneeze survived the monster's digestion system and was shit out a day later where he regrouped with the party. One time Sneeze fell off a cliff, but Shnek was unable to help his Kobold sibling because Squish had gotten stuck upside down.

Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the Feywild and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With the Feywild's weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material plane, he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.

Sneeze had somehow transported himself across the realm all the way to Amusa. For the first time in his life Sneeze cried with relief. Sneeze began to travel across the continent and began to get himself into all sorts of shenanigans as a one kobold force. But yet things would go as poorly as usual. Sneeze was a magnet for danger and tragedy. In fact the first down he visited burned down 7 minutes after he arrived. Sneeze has had to fight Gnolls, Demons, rats, ladybugs, and he has survived.

His history of escaping danger hardened Sneeze to the elements and he was able to call upon the primal desire for survival to make his way through most dangers now. He picked up a trio of new weapons he would wield in combat. It was weird how someone would leave these perfectly good rusty old and worn weapons out in the open, under the dirt, held by skeletal hands, outside a church. This trio includes a battleaxe named Boo, a warhammer named Hoo, and a sword named Yoo.

Sneeze now journeys to join the Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company because of course, who would be better then surviving the world horrors then him?

Languages

Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish

Powers and Abilities

When Sneeze finds himself in danger his body naturally adapts to the danger. He becomes more resistant to damage and he can take on the abilities of a dragon, be is sharp claws, a ravenous maw, or protective wings.

Attacks and Weapons

Sneeze's favorite weapons are his battleaxe, warhammer, and sword, named Boo, Hoo, and Yoo respectfully. In combat he will typically dual wield these weapons with a combination of the three. For long ranged attacks he also carries a set of javelins and a pair of throwing handaxes.

Everything Sneeze has Survived

Force-fed Acid
Gnoll Raiders
Demon Gargoyles
Hungry Halfling Cannibals
Lizard Digestive Tracks
Family Reunions
Very Small Knives
Shnek
Almost Permanent Invisibility Potion
Falling Off a Cliff
Falling Off a Taller Cliff
Getting Turned Into a Newt (He Got Better)
Childhood
Stone Golem
Fire Giant
Dropping the Soap
Tetanus
Rats
Depression
Lots of Hot Fire
Drowning
Drowning in Milk
Capitalism
Therapy
Poisoned Brunch
Sat on by Dragon
Pecked by Giant Owl
Angry Air Elemental
Curb stomped by a Cat
~~Literacy~~
Tall Shelves
Devil Contractors

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-'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is (Information on your heritage/background/class)
+'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a Kobold Path of the Beast Barbarian and a character from the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] Community Campaign.
 ==Physical Appearance==
-Describe your appearance. Eye color, height, weight, hair color, particular clothing items, scars, tattoos, etc.
+Sneeze is a small a barley 2ft tall b=kobold with red scales an lean muscles. he has crazy pinpoint eyes and a number of large scares and burn marks across his body. he wears a simple leather harness to hold his large collection of weapons and wears a pair of torn adventurer's trousers. All of his weapons are old and rusty, but clearly have had a lot of love put into their use.
 ==Personality==
-Is your character social? A drunk? Laid back?
+Many would mistake Sneeze for being unendingly brave. This is quite the contrary as he is very much a coward. Where people mistake bravery though is his stupidity. He does not have the mental capacity to see and interpret any danger he might be which prevents him from realizing he should be afraid.
+Sneeze has absolutely no filter and is quite loud when conversing with other. in addition he has trouble understanding many conventions of a civilized society. His experience as his brother's lab rat has forced him to face many lethal treats, all of which he mostly survived based on sheer luck. This had the unfortunate side effect of making Sneeze believe he was unkillable. This mindset has gotten Sneeze in a wide variety of strange and life threatening situations.
+But these beliefs may not be entirely unfounded, as Sneeze's body has in ways adapted to danger. When he is in danger, his body naturally adapts. His scales grow rough and spiky and his muscles bulge. Taking on a more draconic appearance, his claws grow sharp, his maw grows in size, and vestigial wings grow from his back which can protect him from harm.
 ==History==
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-His history of escaping danger hardened Sneeze to the elements and he was able to call upon the primal desire for survival to make his way through most dangers now. He picked up a trio of new weapons he would wield in combat. It was weird how someone would leave these perfectly good rusty old and worn weapons out in the open, under the dirt, held by skeletal hands, outside a church. This trio includes a battleaxe named Snick, a warhammer named snack, and a sword named snook.
+His history of escaping danger hardened Sneeze to the elements and he was able to call upon the primal desire for survival to make his way through most dangers now. He picked up a trio of new weapons he would wield in combat. It was weird how someone would leave these perfectly good rusty old and worn weapons out in the open, under the dirt, held by skeletal hands, outside a church. This trio includes a battleaxe named Boo, a warhammer named Hoo, and a sword named Yoo.
-Sneeze now journeies to join the [[Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company]] because of course, who would be better then surviving the world horrors then him?
+Sneeze now journeys to join the [[Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company]] because of course, who would be better then surviving the world horrors then him?
 ==Languages==
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 ==Powers and Abilities==
-You don't have to give it all away. Just let us know what you're known to do in battle.
+When Sneeze finds himself in danger his body naturally adapts to the danger. He becomes more resistant to damage and he can take on the abilities of a dragon, be is sharp claws, a ravenous maw, or protective wings.
 ==Attacks and Weapons ==
-Your favorite weapons.
+Sneeze's favorite weapons are his battleaxe, warhammer, and sword, named Boo, Hoo, and Yoo respectfully. In combat he will typically dual wield these weapons with a combination of the three. For long ranged attacks he also carries a set of javelins and a pair of throwing handaxes.
-==Eveything Sneeze has Survived ==
+==Everything Sneeze has Survived ==
 * Force-fed Acid
 * Gnoll Raiders