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Unknown to most, Tia had the most treasonous skill of '''Sewing''', which would on two occasions save her team's life. Once when she sewed a rope, and another time when she sewed disguises out of palm leaves. |
Unknown to most, Tia had the most treasonous skill of '''Sewing''', which would on two occasions save her team's life. Once when she sewed a rope, and another time when she sewed disguises out of palm leaves. |
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In the Alpha Complex, Tia was a member of the Armed Forces. |
In [[the Alpha Complex]], Tia was a member of the Armed Forces. |
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Tia wore just overalls with nothing underneath except skin, which showed off her massive Red/Orange/Yellow tattoo which resembled a firewall. |
Tia wore just overalls with nothing underneath except skin, which showed off her massive Red/Orange/Yellow tattoo which resembled a firewall. |
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Tia's secret mutant power was '''Deep Thought''', allowing her to use extraordinary intelligence to figure out the best way forward in troublesome situations. That's when she used it secretly. One time she absolutely blew it and her brain magic seeped out all around the room and she was instantly killed. |
Tia's secret mutant power was '''Deep Thought''', allowing her to use extraordinary intelligence to figure out the best way forward in troublesome situations. That's when she used it secretly. One time she absolutely blew it and her brain magic seeped out all around the room and she was instantly killed. |
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Tia ended the campaign as a torso with no limbs. |
Tia ended the [[campaign]] as a torso with no limbs. |
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== About == |
== About == |
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Latest revision as of 17:58, 17 August 2024
"That's Hot" - Tia, literally always
Tia-Y-Mat, known also as Cheatin' Heathin, was a Troubleshooter with the Alpha Complex. She talked with a long drawn out gothic vibe, and was constantly on the hunt for new inspirations for her beat poetry.
Unknown to most, Tia had the most treasonous skill of Sewing, which would on two occasions save her team's life. Once when she sewed a rope, and another time when she sewed disguises out of palm leaves.
In the Alpha Complex, Tia was a member of the Armed Forces.
Tia wore just overalls with nothing underneath except skin, which showed off her massive Red/Orange/Yellow tattoo which resembled a firewall.
Tia was super flexible, if you catch my drift. And that's hot.
Tia's secret mutant power was Deep Thought, allowing her to use extraordinary intelligence to figure out the best way forward in troublesome situations. That's when she used it secretly. One time she absolutely blew it and her brain magic seeped out all around the room and she was instantly killed.
Tia ended the campaign as a torso with no limbs.
About[edit | edit source]
"Let those be the truth for you, my dude."
Tia's special skill was Bootlicking in Large Dirty Rooms. She loves those large dirty rooms.
Tia carried around a copied of "Manshots" imported from the Outside World at all times, which she and her clone companions viewed as "Strange Wrestling". In her words: "Homo is O-ko".
After her 7th life, she started wearing "large, Madonna-sized thorns" on her shoulders.
After her 8th life, her ears were replaced with literal ears of corn.
After her 10th life, she spoke like Björn.
After her 11th life, she was now forlorn.
Poetry[edit | edit source]
The Guns Come Out the Cuffs Go On It Could Go Wrong We'd All Be Gone
static and lines, words are like vines, twisting around, knees on the ground
tell me what to do, I bow to you
stars are cool, red is fire, the situations seems very dire
Catcalling is not hot: Stop or I'll Shoot
Ezra says huzah, a poem: voice low, how low can it go. So low.
What they've got commie 'n', a joke poem: the commies with get what they've got commie 'n
Ezra in the hall, a poem: He waits, I wait, we all wait, to be great
In the name of the team, it's like we're all connected, like holes in a seam - Tia's Death Poem after having her final clone killed for TREASONOUS KNITTING
Behind the Screen[edit | edit source]
- Tia might have been a tiefling? It wasn't ever made clear. But it's totally possible a tiefling genetic template slipped into the clone vats at some point.
