Cinnabon

"Friend Computer, let me gale you with a tune!"

Cinnabon-R-DND (also known as That Guy when censured) was a Sing-A-Long Agent, whose job was to sing songs and keep up morale around Alpha Complex.

Cinnabon was also the Loyalty Officer of his team, with a responsibility to kill anyone who was unloyal to Friend Computer.

Cinnabon was the first of his team to be promoted to Orange clearance.

Songs

• The Traitor Song
  • "If you like commies and traitors...I will put you in pain..."
• Deck the Commies
  • "Don we now our red reflectors falalalalalalala"
• Total Eclipse [Duet with That Guy]
  • "Once upon a time I was buying some drugs...the Jackobot's a fine piece of art"
• Do you Want to Please Computer?
  • "It really has to be Computer....Okay, byeeeeeee"