"Feck Off" - Tuschello, after being asked to literally save the world.
Tuschello is an ancient Topaz Dragon and original topaz seat on the Ruby Court of Sardior
History
At some point between the prehistoric Ruby Court's collapse and modern history, Tuschello died. However, being a psionic entity linked intricately with death, his soul continued to float happily among the sea of souls.
It was discovered by the mortals of Quelmar that he could be reached directly using his ancient artifact, the Topaz Astrolabe. When opening the doorway of the Artifact, the heroes were able to talk to Tuschello and attempt to enlist his aid. He politely declined with the quote mentioned at the top of the article.
Much later, and after much pleading, he agreed to place a shard of his essence into a Tear of Sardior which could then be used by another Topaz related creature to take his place, that creature ultimately being Delphi
