| Relatives | Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Sneeze |
|---|---|
| Languages | Common, Draconic, Elvish, Sylvan, Goblin, Undercommon, Wiki |
| Affiliations | None |
| Aliases | The Very Smat |
| Marital Status | Has a Turtle |
| Place of Birth | In a Hole |
| Date of Death | Probably Soon |
| Place of Death | Probably in a Hole |
| Species | Kobold |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 2ft, 2 Inches |
| Weight | 37 Pounds |
| Eye Color | Orange |
Shnek very smat yes yes. Very strung. Mak gud potions to do gud tings. Has tutle sun namd Squish.
Physical Appearance[edit | edit source]
Shnek is a small Kobold barely over two feet in height. He wears rough and faded stitched together rags in a somehow always damp cloak with many pockets, each filled with random objects ranging from small trinkets to mushrooms to dirt to small animals. In addition underneath his coat he wears a bandolier of potions which he uses in combat.
On his face he wears a poorly crafted homemade yellow gasmask which he wears when crafting potions. He also wields a old yellow metal gauntlet onto which he has affixed shark rusty blades which he found in people's dumpsters.
He also carries a small pack in which keeps his "faverite pusron en da wole wide wold," a turtle he named Squish. It is a small simple green turtle with a tough brown shell.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Imagine if you wrapped up a raccoon, a puppy, and a blender, and put it inside a small two foot lizard man. That is Shnek.
History[edit | edit source]
Shneck is 4 years old, a little under half of a Kobold's average lifespan. Kobolds can live up to 120 years old, gaining the title of Great Wyrm, but few ever live past 10 years, 8 if you are lucky. But dont worry, "Shnek is very smat," so he should be fine, right?
Shnek was born along with many of his siblings in a large nest of eggs in a small warren to the south in Isonhound. When he and his siblings reached adulthood at 10 months they set out to make their names in Quelmar. Out of his siblings Shnek was the smartest out of all of them and loved to tinker and create small potions which he would have his siblings test. One time he tested an invisibility potion on sneeze. Sneeze finally became visible again after two years. Another time Shnek tested a potion on a lizard, which turned it into a giant monster that ate Sneeze while the others ran away. Luckily Sneeze survived the monster's digestion system and was shit out a day later where he regrouped with the party.
Shnek a while back was in a swamp with his siblings looking for materials when he found a turtle. Shnek was so enamored with this turtle that he named is Squish and took it with him on a life of adventuring. Shnek loves Squish with all his heart and would die for his turtle friend. One time Sneeze fell off a cliff, but Shnek was unable to help his Kobold sibling because Squish had gotten stuck on his back.
Still today Shnek travels with his Kobold siblings across Isonhound looking to establish themselves as the smartest and strongest across the land. The greatest Kobolds to ever live, Shneck, Meep, Butter, Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Squish, and... Sneeze, wait Sneeze! Where did you go this time? We didn't leave him behind again did we? No he is probably fine...
Languages[edit | edit source]
Common, Draconic, Elvish, Sylvan, Goblin, Undercommon, and Wiki. All of this but he can't read.
Powers and Abilities[edit | edit source]
Shnek is a Transmutation Wizard. he has many potions that can cause many effects that he uses to protect himself and his friends in battle.
Attacks and Weapons [edit | edit source]
Along with his potions, Shnek has an old gauntlet which he duct taped rusty knives onto which he can modify with his potions.
