Alpha Complex is the name of the final (of many) ███ to inhabit the ███ of ███.
About
Alpha Complex is controlled by The Computer (Though it is anyone's guess WHICH Computer)
Alpha Complex is clear of any communists, mutants, or traitors. This spotless reputation is thanks to the many servants of the Computer known as Troubleshooters
Citizens of the Alpha Complex are given access to "PDC"s, the equivalent of iPhones, but obnoxiously built, like the worst version of a Blackberry PDA.
The local police force of Alpha Complex was known as IntSec (Internal Security). Another less successful and more wild group of "law keepres" were known as Troubleshooters.
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History
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Areas of Alpha Complex
The Productions, Logistics, and Commissary (or PLC) was a brutally complex series of beureucratic pipelines that citizens of the complex are often required to defer to when requesting information from the Computer or from higher clearance citizens.
The average wait for information from the PLC is 15 years.
Sectors
- BUD Sector
- DON Sector
- TLC Sector
- Notorious for being where all the Scrubs are (and many people who do not want them there)
- PLC Sector
- Home to a real jerk of a red R&D supplier
- DND Sector
- EID Sector
- GARD Sector
- TPG Sector
- Where Beeeese Lives
- Sector 003
- Sector QQQ
- Sector YYY
- Sector DBZ
- Sector GGG
- Sector MLY
- Sector CAD
Non Sectors
- The Sewers
- A region deep under Alpha Complex which empties out into the nearby sinking ocean. Contains at least one way to sneak out of the alpha complex. Also contains a labyrinth.
- Contains at least 1 rat.
- Contained "The Chamber of Secrets" according to Cinnabon. In fact an airtight sewage chamber that flooded and trapped and killed anyone foolish enough to step into it.
Troubleshooting
Troubleshooting was the prestigious job done by the most loyal workers of Friend Computer, whose job was to search out everyone who was a commie, a mutant, or a traitor.
"Mike-U-5" was the first Trouble Shooter according to the large statues and plaques built in his honor.
Mandatory Bonus Duties
Members of a Troubleshooting team are typically also given a special job within the team to perform. Including, but not limited to:
- Team Leader
- Equipment Officer
- R&D Officer
- Happiness Officer
- Hygiene Officer
- Loyalty Officer
Secret Societies
A number of "Secret Societies" operate under the radar in Alpha Complex, including the following:
- The Mystics
- A Secret Society all about procuring, taking, sharing, and exploring psychoactive items and drugs of all manners
- Included Hendrix
- Death Leopards
- A Secret Society all about the power of ROCK AND ROLL
- For a list of treasonous songs, see List of Alpha Complex Songs.
- Included Spencer
- PURGE
- The Sierra Club
- A Secret Society all about the mysterious "Outside" which is rumored to exist if one were to escape or flee from Alpha Complex. A strange world with trees and grasses and animals and all manner of natural things.
- Included Evo
- The Corpore Metal
- A Secret Society obsessed with making themselves become one with the technological world.
- Included Gouverner
- Frankenstein Destroyers
- A secret society that believes robots, cyborgs, and all imitations of life are the bane of the earth.
